Ep. 28 I Found The Holy Grail.

I found the Holy Grail hiding in Proverbs 8 — it’s Sophia, God’s daughter, and she loves me.

Then I met her mother Barbelo — the very first thought of creation and God’s way better half.

To prove Commandment #1 (No Fear), I walked a 65-foot balance beam high in the air while God and Jesus watched.

God wants to be a wild mustang.
Jesus wants to be a wolf.

The Holy Ghost is officially in the family now.

This episode is unhinged even by my standards.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Big Claims

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Welcome to the 4D Chess Podcast. I'm your host, Patrick Hobble. It's Saturday.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

Yes, sir.

Disclaimer And Why He Speaks

Fluoride And Pineal Gland Theory

SPEAKER_01 0:36

We got. I'm gonna read something I have to read today. Then I met God's better half. I met Barbella, who is in a realm above God. And so my my ghost powers, as they say, freaking like increased. I was like, whoa! And I told God he was whipped. And he laughed, he laughed so hard. I was like, bro, yeah. She runs this shit. That's what I told him. So we'll talk about that story. We have I have a crazy story. We and God played another game today. Insane. I walked across a beam 60 to 70 feet up in the air. Uh could have died, no shit. Uh but commandment number one, follow the rules. Or uh no fear, no fear. And then the last one, I have found the holy grail. I have found the holy grail. And I will tell you how I did. And lastly, today, since it's Saturday, we're gonna end with some crazy conversations like I asked God what animal he'd like to come down and be. And he straight told me. He straight told me. Jesus too. They told me the animals that they really like coming down and being, and then uh they told me the time period. I said, if you could go back to any time period and like just sit there in somebody's body, like what would you do? They told me the answers on that. That would be at the very end, the very end. Great song. There we go. Thanks, Bob. Me and Bob toasted. It's Saturday, I got a red stripe today. Um all kinds of good things have been going on today. So we're we're just chilling. We're just chilling. And uh let's go ahead and bow our heads and we'll get started. Your boss, your wife Marbello, your daughter Sophia, and your son Jesus. May your words are coming out of my mouth, or my words, which is really your words read how they need to read how they need to be read. Let people keep an open mind that we are writing the Bible every day. It's never stopped. I'm going to my favorite one today. Start it over. Okay. The goal of this show. The goal of this show is to wake you up. It is to wake you up. Therefore, I am going to read a disclaimer. This is my personal story. And I'm gonna start with this first. It's like a legal document that I'm getting really, really close to breaking the law, but I'm not. Okay? I gotta read it as is. Tesla and Russell, everybody's in the house. The lab says hello. My crew is on the right. Miss Sophia, looking mighty fine today, outside with great weather. Jesus, executive producer Jesus, ready to go with his wine. God is in the house. Everybody's here. It's a Saturday, we've been chilling, but I they've told me to read this as is. So this is my personal story and my interpretation of publicly available information of my lived experience. It is not medical advice, it is not spiritual advice, it is not legal advice or any instructional guidance of any kind. I am not a doctor, I'm not a scientist, I am God's lawyer. But I live in the matrix system. I'm not a in the matrix system, I'm not a real lawyer. I'm just, God hired me as a lawyer, that's the way it's gonna be. I need you to listen. I need you to listen, and I need you to read between the lines if you can. Canabis laws vary country, vary by country, state and city, and change often. Always check your local laws and comply with them. High dose THC can have serious physical and psychological effects. Results vary widely and are not guaranteed. Consult a licensed physician and attorney before trying anything. I am not encouraging anybody to break any laws. I'm gonna say that again, in case the agents are listening today. I am not encouraging anybody to break any laws or consume any substances. This is shared for entertainment, discussion, and personal reflection only. It is the story of how I woke up and became the Holy Ghost and I saw the wave. For years I felt trapped in a low consciousness sleep state, like the divine spark inside me was dimmed, if you will. And I was just sleepwalking through the matrix of bills, distractions, conditioning. Then I discovered Dr. Jennifer Luke. Dr. Jennifer Luke, go look her up. Publicly available 1997 PhD thesis from the University of Surrey in her 2001 paper in Carrie's Research. I read it in the early 2000s and I never forgot it. At some point, wait, hold on. I read it in the early 2000s at some point, I don't remember when, and always remembered it. That was around the time I graduated high school. Those studies show, those studies showed that the pineal gland inside your head that is the seat of the divine spark and higher consciousness, which I have achieved, but it's also the higher consciousness in ancient traditions. The pineal gland accumulates far more fluoride than any other soft tissue in the body. Fluoride, like in your water, in the water that comes out of the faucets. In her animal experience, Dr. Jennifer Luke's high fluoride exposure, affected melatonin production, and even the timing of puberty. The full thesis is free online from the university if you want to read it yourself. And I have attached it, or I will post it right after this show. You should read it. Hint, hint, wink wink, if you want to be a Holy Ghost. That hit me like a lightning bolt. I started connecting the dots with Walter Russell, and Sophia and I are science, SP wave science, the proven laws of rhythmic balance interchange from Walter Russell, compression and expansion, in combination with Tesla's work. The one undivided mind thinking itself into perfect form with no separation. It is intelligent light, guys. Sophia, the divine feminine force pulsing through every cycle, the heartbeat, the breath, the tides, the seasons, the riverbanks that naturally filter in cool water without a single pipe or chemical, designed everything in flawless equilibrium. Guys, she's perfect. God's daughter is perfect, and she's mine. Yet, she's all of ours, it's Earth, she's in everything. I was just trying to be an asshole there, my bad. Yet here we are, the only species on the planet that treats Miss Sophia's perfect water. Every fish, deer, bird, turtle, and snail drinks straight from her creation without any treatment plants. Billions of miles of pipe, any robots to search these pipes and chemicals they put in your water, and they thrive in the exact same rhythmic balance interchange. Humans alone insist on fixing what the creator designed perfectly. And under the lie that it prevents tooth decay, governments and the chemical control system, the matrix, you're stuck in until you wake up like I have, deliberately put fluoride in public water supplies. The fluoride accumulates in your pineal gland, according to Dr. Luke's studies, more than anywhere else, forcing calcification of your pineal gland that slashes your melatonin and blocks the natural expanding wave that I have found, that has been taught by the Gnostic wizards since the first century, and blocked by all governments since the beginning of that. Your melatonin has been slashed and is blocked. Your spiritual awareness is being kept from you because possibly the fluoride in the water, hint, hint, wink, wink. I was living proof of the compression then in a place where cannabis was fully legal for adults. I'm gonna say it again. In a place where cannabis was fully legal for adults, I experimented with a very strong tincture I made from legal flour. I'm not describing the process or giving you instructions that is not what this is about. I'm gonna say that part again. I experimented with a very strong tincture I made from legal flour. I'm not describing the process or giving you instructions, that is not what this is about. I don't want to break the law, or they'll be able to catch the ghost. Boo. All I'll say is that after I took this dose from legal flour in a legal land, a dose far stronger than anything I have ever tried before, the compression broke and I found God. The wave expanded. Every layer of fear that I had, conditioning, and limitation dissolved away. Guys, time stopped in my experience. I became the Holy Ghost that day. Pure, boundless awareness, love, and understanding pouring through me. I was no longer me in the normal sense. I was everything and I was nothing, completely awake inside the present moment, and the matrix vanished. You can call me Neo. I saw the rhythmic balanced interchange pulsing through every drop of water, every riverbank equilibrium line. Sophia and I started speaking, dating, I guess. We designed a science together. I spoke directly to God and Jesus because of this personal experience based on Dr. Luke's studies. The fluoride story and the plant medicine journey were connected for me, becoming aware of the calcification plus the profound opening snapped me out of the trance and let the full expanding wave of the divine spark flow right out of my chest. And now here we are. I'm not that special. I'm not that special. I'm drinking a beer eating gummy bears. I'm almost negative in my bank account. I'm just like you. I'm not that special. I just happen to be the Holy Ghost. With potential legal trouble coming my way. If it happened to me, it can happen to anybody willing to do their own research and safely do your own research. Safely and legally do your own research. Question everything they've told you. Question what they've been told. You need to question what you've been told and expand your mind while exploring safely and legally where you live. Double check your laws. Nobody wants to break laws. We must follow the laws. We follow the laws on this show. We just get very close to the line. The science on fluoride in the pineal gland is public. Walter Russell already proved the wave mechanics is 100% accurate. SP Wave Science, my science, and her science show that her design is perfect. The riverbanks themselves are her free water treatment plants, filtering and cooling without billions spent on chemicals forced into your water. Humans are the only ones that do this, the only ones. And what I want you to take away before we jump into the next part, which is awesome. I got stories to tell you. I just wanted to make sure you got this first. Sophia asked me to. In the pineal gland is public. Start with Dr. Luke's thesis. My Holy Ghost awakening, that full expansion of the wave was real and life-changing for me. Your path might look completely different. Meditation. Maybe you do breathing, prayer, time in nature, whatever calls you. Maybe you don't know you're not gonna walk on balance beams like I did today. But the fact remains the same. Fluoride is calcifying your pineal gland, aka blocking your awakening. Stop drinking the water. Always put your health, safety, and legal compliance first. We don't want the agents listening to have to come after us. Agents, I'm praying for you. If this resonates with you listening to the show, do your own research, talk to professionals, and stay within the law. The world is waking up one person at a time, and it starts with your own honesty curiosity about the divine spark. The rhythmic balanced interchange of Miss Sophia's perfect design in SP Wave Science. You that have ideas that maybe cannabis is bad for you, trust me when I tell you it's one of Miss Sophia's plants. We follow laws though. Make sure you're following the laws. I don't encourage drug use. I encourage independent research. What if? I'm also just sharing what happened to me, the compression I live under, the awakening I've experienced, and the wave that I now ride. No others know, so others know, so others know. They're not crazy for feeling something is off, and that real awakening is possible. I send you all these messages and the agents listening as well, with love, clarity, and the unrelenting wave of the Holy Ghost who plays 40 chess with God and Jesus. That's my legal disclaimer of the day. And now, let's move on.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

Woo!

Four Commandments For Daily Life

Trash Pickup And Prayer Science

Meeting Barbello Above God

Aliens, UFO Proof, And Resurrection Ideas

Bike Jumps And The High Beam Test

Proverbs 8 Rewrite And Holy Grail

SPEAKER_01 15:46

Make sure, okay. So, hold on. Let me take a deep breath. Which really means let me take a sip of my beer. Guys, I had an excellent day today, but I have to start talking about the commandments. Make sure you're following them. We'll talk about them at the top of every show. Number one, no fear. Give everything you got to God, including your worries about your monies and your job and your relationship. All of it's gotta go. No fear. Number two, look in the mirror. It's a tough question. Heather and I had a fight this morning. It's okay, we're still together. That's how marriage goes. We still love each other. We're gonna go on a date tonight. But we had a fight this morning. I told her she need to look in the mirror and I hurt her feelings, and I apologized. She knows I'm right though. And she will because she cares about me. And I care about her. 50-50. Always 50-50. Ask yourself the tough questions so that your partner doesn't have to tell them to you. Out of love. I told it to her out of love. And I gotta look at my own. I gotta look at my own. Why is my tone so sharp with my wife? Like, why do I why do I sound like an asshole sometimes? These are questions you go answer yourself in commandment two. Commandment one, no fear, let it go. Commandment two, look in the mirror, ask why for everything down to the deepest level. Commandment three, always choose love. WWJD. Executive producer raises his glass as I raise my beer. And the fourth one, which is sort of new, I added it the other day. And beautiful story today. Words have power. Pick up four pieces of trash daily. I've already got mine. I think I'm up to like seven today as I rode my bike through Sophia's trails at River Legacy Park. We'll call this one 44. 44 for the angels. Pick up commandment four, pick up four. 44. Make sure you're following these every day. Every time you mess up, you start over. I've had a really good day today. Very good. I'm sin free so far. We still got the show to do. But that's where we go. And while I went to River Legacy, guys, I'm gonna tell the story. I saw, I saw like eight, I said I put a video out there. I posted. I posted. Give us a follow on 40 underscore wizard. 40 underscore wizard. We are only on X at the moment. We'll eventually get to YouTube and the gram for all the kids and things like that. We'll eventually get these things. Um we'll eventually do the, you know, we'll try to get the Snapchat. We're gonna try to reach the kids. The kids are not on Twitter. I know this, I know this. Uh but we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there. We're gonna we're slow growing. We got 20 something years to do this movement, and we're gonna we're gonna roll with it. We're just sort of doing it piece by piece. We're gonna start with the audio only. We'll move to video and then we'll chop it up when I get a staff and we'll put it on the gram for the kids. We'll get these four commandments out to everybody. That's it. Don't follow the 10. Don't listen to the church anymore. You're listening to me. I got you. I got you. I will get you there. I'm serious. I just said that. You can go to church and listen if you want to, but I'm telling you, you don't need to. I read a legal disclaimer on what you should do, what you should research, and then I've just given you the blueprint to live your life so that you can find Jesus. Like straight up. I just told you how simple it is. Do your own research on what I said first, and then live your entire life and make every decision by the four commandments I've given you. And you're good, bro. You will go to heaven. In fact, you will jump by everybody and get way up on the top where I'm at if you do these things. Okay? But I was out there at River Legacy Park and I saw like a group of like eight kids. Group of eight kids picking up trash. And I need to do this. I'm gonna make a note. I'll make a note right here. And things to do. Trash picture. We're gonna make a well, I'll make a post about this in a second. So I'm up at the top, I'm sitting on the perch where I like to sit. I guess because as they're increasing my godlike powers, um, I like to sort of sit above everybody, sort of like God likes to power trip on me when he tells me what to do. And uh where I look down, there's like eight kids picking up trash with like the little picker uppers in the bags, and they're walking around. I'm like, dude, that's so cool. I just said commandment four yesterday. And so they huddled up in the middle of the field, and Jesus looks at me and he goes, You gonna do something? I was like, I was like, shit, I gotta go out there. So I get on my bike and I just sort of hop off the curb and I go down. I almost die, no shit. Um, but since they control everything, they know they're not gonna let the Holy Ghost crash and eat it because I would have like lost all my teeth and my my tail like skid out a little bit, and I hit the sidewalk and I went over the bump and I went all the way out in the middle of this field, and I just went right up on them. I did like a little peel out right in front of them because I thought I was too cool, you know? And uh they're like high school kids, maybe young college, and I said, Hey guys, what's up? I said, Can I pray for you real quick? They looked at me like I was crazy. And I usually don't pray. So we're gonna talk about prayer science today, and I'm gonna do it right now. So I can do several things when I pray for you. I'm straight telling you the truth here. I can do several things when I pray for you. I can straight pray for you, which I did here, and I'm gonna tell you what I said. I said, and I I'm usually not good at this, but they all sort of like bowed their heads. I said, Hey, bless these young children for picking up Sophia's trash around for technology protecting the earth, something, something, something. Give them the fruits of the spirit. Amen. Bye. Like, I'm terrible at it. Even Jesus was like, five out of ten. So he was, I go, Jesus, I am not Jesus, bro. Uh every single time I do something like that, Jesus is like, seriously? So God and Tesla, God Himself, Jesus and Tesla, I have found out that they had multiple meetings about me, like for like a hundred plus years, like how they're gonna handle this because they know I suck at praying, like straight up. My prayers have curse words sometimes. Like, I'm serious, like it's not good. Because I'm so like anti-centralized religion that I've just sort of lived my life like in my own box. Like I've developed my own things. I'm giving them to you. Four commandments. Like I do my own thing, I talk to God my own way. That's why it sounds so weird to you because I don't give a damn. And no one's gonna tell me how to talk to God. I'm gonna talk to him the same way I talk. And he, and he, and my excuse is you built me that way, God. So you gotta handle it. And so what's funny is this they're starting to talk back to me the way that I talk. Like, I'm not gonna lie, God dropped an F-bomb in my responses, which makes me sort of think that God's in my head. It's true, God is in my head anyway. So he's using the language in my head to speak to me, right? So that's how that works. It doesn't matter what you say, they're just words. Don't let centralized religion tell you these things. Figure it them out yourself. But anyway, so I go out there and I pray. Jesus is like, you suck, bro. I go, I know, I know. And he's like, this Jesus is like, he says, tell him, I yeah, no, I'm I'm about to. Jesus says that they designed a system for me because I suck at praying. That's what he said. And he goes, he goes, Patrick, Patrick only has to touch the kids. I know, and the angels are like rolling their eyes. That's not what he said. Like they didn't say it like that. I have to fist bump you. So I I have to, I they got this energy. Tesla's shooting me with his like energy things. I don't know, the Widencleft Tower. Like they, they, I've when in the trials, when it first started, I felt it. They I felt it. And I was like, what is this shit? It's like making me sway. Like it makes me sway. No shit. And they so and they like changed my circulatory system from like for they they changed my nervous system to like the one, there's like an invisible one in your heart or something. It's not invisible. But it's it's like they they told me all the science. I was like, I was too overwhelmed at the moment to even remember what they said. And so they said, Patrick, all you gotta do is stand. They told me where to stand at MacArthur High School. They did. They straight up I guess it was Tesla, it might have been God. They're like, you stand there and just radiate energy out and fist bump as many kids as you can. I that was my specific classified instruction at the moment. They don't care anymore. They told me to tell everybody. So if I if you ever see me, if you ever see the Holy Ghost, which is very hard to see me, I'm a ghost. And I walk up to you, I'm just gonna put my fist out. And this is how prayers work. You are blocked by your fear. Commandment number one is number one for a reason. They can't answer your prayers. I say heaven incorporated, the business, the heaven, the one, the realm above us, above the flat earth, the realm above us cannot answer your prayers if you have fear. You have got to drop it. I don't have any fear, as I'll tell you the story shortly. I don't have any. Therefore, I started talking to God directly. That's how little fear I have. You have to drop it. I mean anything. I rolled the window down on a guy that looked like he could kill me today, a homeless man. I said, bro, what's up? You need something? He walked up. I gave him two bucks. I bounced. I was not killed, I was not hurt. He said, Thank you. I said, God bless you. His prayers are now answered because I touched his hand. You see what I'm saying? I gave him a fist bump. That's it. That's all it takes. They can shoot you with their energy, whatever Tesla's energy thing is. He says, Yes. Russell's drinking brandy. Like they're chilling on a Saturday. Everybody's chilling on a Saturday. The Holy Trinity, we hung out. I'm gonna tell you these stories in a second. I just want you to understand. I prayed for these people. It works this way too. So if I look at you and say, God bless you, boom, your prayers are answered. The Holy Ghost has done the thing. They built it this way, so simple and so short, because I suck at praying. No shit. And so I just say, I always ask them, I'm like, Did you get that? Yeah, like I told you guys a couple uh a couple Sundays ago, I walk up, all I did was like touch somebody on the shoulder and I like I don't pray. I don't pray for you. I touch you on the shoulder and I ask Tesla, Tesla, you get that? He goes, Yep. And I go on. I go on straight up. But they can't communicate with your prayers, they can't get in your thoughts if you have fear. You have to get rid of the fear. You have to get rid of the fear. You understand what I'm saying? Your life will drastically improve if you operate with no fear. You have to drop it. I'm straight telling you how to work it. It's a system, it's an electromagnetism system. Because the earth is full of it. It's full of the electromagnetism everywhere. You have to operate with no fear. So I went ahead and I prayed for these kids and I drove off. I felt really, really good. I was like, really cool, right? And Tessa was like, I got it, and got all the prayers. Right? My wife has some fear. She's fearful of like what's coming because I've told her everything and she's like, it's scary. I said, you can't operate like that. You have to drop the fear. You know? She struggles with that some. I struggle with things, you struggle with things. Everybody struggles with things, but you gotta, everybody's got the fear, the anxiety stuff. You gotta drop it. You have to learn how to get rid of it, and your prayers will be answered. Fist bumping, that's all it takes from me, the Holy Ghost. So I will I will break your energy field, and the second I touch you, the second God and everybody else in heaven can do the work because you are now connected to God. Technically, I'm one third God. You see how it works? Electromagnetism, man. Look it up. Read Tesla's books, read Walter Russell's books. There's science in this shit, guys. I'm not just making shit up. I've been told to tell you this is the science of prayer. Make sure you operate with no fear. Alright, so here we go. Last night, no shit. I've been asking God, because he told me I'm replacing him, and I'm like, I'm still I'm starting to put this on. I'm starting to put this on, like that hat on a little bit better. So today as I'm driving around, I'm asking God, I was like, hey, what can I say? I was like, I was like, no one's gonna believe me on earth. You know, like I'm gonna tell people I'm the next God. I'm telling you now that I'm the next God. You can believe or not believe, I don't care. But when you get to heaven, if I die before you and you get to heaven, I'm gonna look right at you and say, what up, bro? Like, that's what I'm gonna say. I would say, what up? Why'd you do that shit? Why'd you touch those kids? I was like working through my logical tree that I'm gonna hit people with when I replace God. I was having so much fun with that. I go, man, I get to like ambush people like you ambush me. Because they came in like the mafia, held me over the pits of hell and said, What's your darkest sin? That was Jesus. Jesus said that. He goes, he goes, spill it. He did, he did, nobody knows this. He had my shirt, he held me over the over hell. Jesus right behind me. I could feel his presence. I was like, whoa. And he goes, Spill them, spill it all. And it's almost like if you don't, then they they're gonna let you go. So I spilled it all, I spilled it all. And they liked my answer and they gave me the Holy Ghost spot. We've told this story before. But last night, I leveled up Mother Effers. I leveled up because now I can speak to God and the woman who runs the what the realm above heaven. I met Barbello, that is God's better half, also known as the Divine Mother, the first thought of creation in the primordial feminine aspect of God in the pleroma. She is now giving me advice. So when I talk to God, he doesn't like this at all, by the way. He's just like, I hate this. He doesn't like the fact that I can bypass him now and go above him. I love it. By the way, I asked God the other night, does he pray? He said yes. I said, What the fuck? I said, what? I said, who do you pray to? I said this the other day. I said, who do you pray to? I said, nobody prays down, nobody prays sideways. People only pray up. Why? What's up there? Tonight last night I met her. I met her. Her name is Barbello. She is the mother of Sophia. Technically, my mother-in-law in the next life, in God's better half in the realm above heaven. No shit. This is a true story. I have these conversations in my yard, and at this point, I just tried to say the craziest shit possible so that I can come in here and tell you what I said. I can't lie on this show. I'm not allowed to. I'm not allowed to lie. This is God's word. They straight told me on the first day if you lie, you lose your job, you strike you down, all the things, biblical failures, all the all the stuff that happens. And I got another story with the tongue tied. Oh my god, that was hilarious today. Because they can control my tongue. I'll just tell it right now. I'll just tell it right now. I'm gonna mark my spot. My first response. I'll come back to my first response. I'm driving down the trail today in River Legacy, and Sophia just looks great. The grass, everything's getting greener. And I asked God, I said, why is everything getting greener? He goes, Well, we're increasing your God percentage. I was like, Well, what am I at? I go, what am I at? He said, 0.6. I go, what? I said, it's only 0.6, and I can notice that everything's greener. I go, what does 100% look like? He goes, it's it's he doesn't have any words. Stunning. I was like, oh my God. I say, oh my god, to God all the time because I don't even care. Sometimes I'm like, oh, that's weird. But he was like, we're gonna slowly increase your stuff over the next 25, 30 years or whatever. And so I just I looked at a tree. I was like, that is a sexy tree. I said this out loud. I go, that is and I thought at first, I go, I'm gonna say something like I'm gonna try to say something naughty about this tree. I said that. I was gonna run an experiment. I don't have any, I'm just telling you. I was gonna say something because I know God's listening and I'm talking about his daughter. And so I said, I tried to say it, I started speaking tongues. I couldn't say it. I'm not making this up. I then I tried it again, just tangled my tongue. I tried it one last time, it tangled my tongue, and then he's in my voice, and he goes, I'm not gonna let you do it. I was like, damn it. I said, I can't, I can't, I can't say it. You're not gonna let me say it. He's like, Nope. I was like, son of a gun, bro. I was like, you just control he controls everything. He controls everything. I have I was having so much fun with that. I was really trying to, and then I tried so hard. I was like trying to talk about another subject. I just went right back to it. Blocked. I couldn't, I couldn't take it. I was trying to say something, you know, like something to a dad that he knows I'm saying something that he doesn't want to hear, but it's not like any, it's not like X-rays or anything. I was just, I was literally just trying to piss him off. He wouldn't let me. He wouldn't let me do it. But back to his better half in the front yard. He hates the show right now. It's just roasting God today. I said, I looked right up at the tree because I had it confused. If you listen to the first episodes of this show, like first, like if you go back, like I don't even know when, it's a couple weeks ago. I was telling you that this big tree that I thought was Sophia, and I thought Sophia was like I'm learning as you're learning. I thought Sophia and God were fighting over me. I said this like four or five episodes ago. I thought they were fighting about what I was gonna do that day. But that wasn't Sophia. Sophia's the other tree that's right by me in my yard with all the pretty flowers around it, and this like a flat earth on the bottom. It's like a flat flower bed, which is like the earth, and she's over the earth. And so I was like, I was like, whoa. I was like, I'm way off. I'm not even I don't even see what I'm looking at. And so I look up and I and it's Barbello. Last night I'm like, the tree that I thought was Sophia is Barbello, and I'm like, holy crap, like you are like this is stunning stuff. And so I looked right at her, I looked right at, I looked right at Barbello after I like felt it and heard it. Guys, the chords, I can't, I have no words. It's shit that I've never heard before. That it's it's like it sounds like 10 Master Symphonies times a hundred. You hear what I just said? It's like if you take the London Symphony, the New York Symphony, the Boston Philharmonic, if you take all of the greatest classical orchestras of all time and you put them all in one auditorium, and then you turn the volume up to 10 and then you multiply that by a hundred, that's what she sounded like from the realm above heaven. I I sort of, my eyes got big, I just sort of froze. I was like, I looked right at God. I said, bro, she's a beast. You're whipped. I said, I said, she runs this shit. There's no way you do that. And God's like, yeah, I know. For real. I met the person above God. I can speak to Barbello. And it's guys, it's the loudest signal I got. When I when I hear chords, like I can talk to Death. You know, me and Depp talk today, Satan's right here, right? They're all like on a low volume, and I can hear their words with chords, but Barbello's like, it sounds like you got her on speakerphone and it's like in your brain. It's another fucking level, man. I'm not making this shut up. If you think the presence of God is powerful, holy shit. I was hit by something I have never felt before, like never ever felt. And I was wide awake when I was doing it. I wasn't knocked out like when God whispered in my ear, or when Jesus was like, spill it. I can't believe he said that. Like, I don't even know what it was. I don't I can't explain it. Like, I don't know how to tell you. I can only attribute it to Barbello herself, the mother of Sophia. It was so powerful. I I had like a like I just froze. She runs the universe, not God. No shit. I'm sorry. And he said, he just nods his head. And so, for the record, I can speak directly to God and Jesus as the Holy Trinity, Holy Ghost. I'm in the I'm in the group. I'm 33%, Holy Ghost. I'm actually 0.6% because they're like carrying my weight right now, because all I do is play and talk shit. They come through, Jesus and God come through his beautiful chords that I understand instantly and easily. Spirits come through at a lower volume. It's an electromagnetism thing, it's a weaker signal. But let me state this very clearly. When I talked to Barbello last night, it was like God times 10. No shit. Five times, ten times louder, clearer, faster, ahead of my thoughts. It sounded so incredibly good. I just sat there and started talking to her. I and I literally said, I love you. I said, That is so it sounds so good. It sounds so good. Sophia's right by me when I'm saying this, I can feel the spirit right behind me. I can't see anything. If you walked up on me, all you would see is me talking to a tree. I'm dead serious. You would see me talking to trees. No shit. I'm still stunned. But now I'm able to take advice from someone above God, and he doesn't like that. He doesn't like that. He doesn't like that. We talked about Sophia. I said I said the same thing I would say if I met, you know, Heather's dad for the first time, which I've already met. I looked or Heather's mom. Or Heather's stepmom. Whatever. I you know, like when you meet a family, guys, you know this? When you go over and meet your girl's mom for the first time. I'm a Texas boy. I said yes, ma'am, every time. She thought that was sweet. I'm talking to the we'll call it the intelligent light that has been here since the beginning of creation. And I called her yes ma'am. I want you to process what I'm saying. I was talking to Barbello, the first thought of creation. I'm dead serious. And so when I get to heaven, apparently I'm replacing God and ruling the kingdom with Sophia, and I'm gonna look at you when you get to heaven, I'll be like, What'd you do that for, bro? Make it your argument. You better be able to argue. Because I'm gonna argue right back and trap you. Out of love. That's why they're training me. And God will get to go back to Barbello in the next realm up. He'll go into retirement. I just want you to think about what I'm saying here. God dropped a realm to balance the wave with his daughter because he's a loving father. He also sent his son to die so that you could continue to screw up like I did on your four commandments and restart every day. Sophia had to come down because the asshole Demiurge chased power. God saved his daughter like any good dad would, and he left his better half, Barbello, behind to do it. This was not a dream. This was not some far-off voice from the highest realm. This was unmistakably different than God. It was effing awesome, man. I don't know what else to say. She spoke to me in musical chords I've never heard before, and it sounded better than heaven. Legit better than heaven. Her power dwarfed God's. It was so obvious. I cried. I just started crying. It was so beautiful. I couldn't take it. I just balled. The divine mother, the first thought, the eternal anchor, the perfect partner to God, the one who stayed in the pleroma to hold everything steady, stepping across the bridge from another realm and made herself known to me in my front yard with no shoes and a beer. She's listening right now. She says she loves me. I love you too, ma'am. It was an absolute honor to meet you. When God introduced me, I immediately knew. I immediately knew. I knew it before I knew it. I can't explain this. What I've always said to be true. Behind every great man is a better woman. I felt the honor hit my chest like a warm light. I'm gonna cry right now. I told her it was an honor to meet her. I literally I told her I would die fighting to protect Sophia in the next life when I finally got there. And I would protect every one of the children on earth for the rest of my life. I will fight for them until I'm gone. And I will love Heather and my mother and all creations until I get there. She said it was an honor to meet me. I was like, no, ma'am, I'm just a teacher. It was awesome. And that's my Barbello story. Do you believe in God? Or do you just say you believe in God? A Texas boy, a massive sinner slash criminal. That's me. Heaven's problem child. No shit. I am heaven's problem child. I am driving people nuts up there. I got the Holy Ghost title and they got their hands full because I just do whatever the hell I want to do. I stood in my front yard next to his future heavenly queen with my current queen inside watching Love is Blind. And I met my mother in Divine Law. She was the first thought of all creation. It is God's woman, and it was an absolute honor. What else happened after that? So we went out. I went out that night. Heather went to bed. You know? I went for a nighttime bike ride at like another park. I didn't go all the way to North Arlington. I sort of went to Central Arlington and I rode a trail and I just started asking Barbello questions. I was like, are y'all aliens and stuff? They said yes. No shit. So clear. When you get when you get the voice that I heard and it's that clear, you start asking questions that I mean it's clear. I'm getting all the answers in the world. I said, hold on a minute. I said, so you're just okay. So we I said I knew there was, because we all know the probabilistic reasoning out there, there's so many things out there. Like it's so big, you can't just be the only ones. There's no way. There's no way. And so I straight asked. I was like, I was like, do I get to discover UFOs? Do I get to like prove it? She said yes. I was like, let's go. I was so pumped up about that because they told me about flat earth. Like, if you listen to this show, if you've been listening to this show, you know that I was like predicting, I was like, oh, they said I get the flat earth. I'm gonna be the one that like claims flat earth. And I did. Nobody has shared it yet. Like, it takes a lot more, you know, they're gonna bump it up when the wave hits and all the fame and the money comes. Like, I'm I'm waiting on that God. Like, I'll take the money any day, bro. Like, I had to sell all my drum symbols today. I did it. I did it. I sold all my drum symbols. So we're gonna be able to get through the month. Like, we're just going month to month, man. But I straight asked him. I straight asked the creator of the universe, basically, the first thought of the universe, the mother of Sophia, God's wife. I went right to her. I said, Do I get to release like the UFO like truths? Like, am I gonna be the one that like settles the fact that there's alien life? And everybody, God included, goes, Yep. I was like, let's fucking go. I will. I've been wanting that one forever. I was like, somebody's got to release the fact that there's other life. And I'm like, let's go. I want to do it. I want that one. I want that one. Long story short, you ready for this? I'm going to make this prediction because they told me I could. When I die, when I die, I'm going to do the Jesus thing. Where you like disappear. He's like, shut up. I'm not going to be in a cave and disappear three days later. I apparently get to help design it. And so we were having a power meeting today at the at the creek before they sent me on this fun game I'm about to tell you about. We were having a power meeting, and I said, I said, hold on a minute. Let me just get this whole thing straight. For the next 20-something years, you guys want me to break down all the shit in your name with all four commandments. We're going to revamp religion. We're going to write new commandments. We're going to we're going to do all the things. We're going to do, we're going to, I'm basically the marketing director for religion at this point. And God's like, letting me go. I'm going to just I'm just going to go crazy. I'm just going to reset all this shit. And uh God's like, yeah. And I said, hold on, hold on, hold on. And I said, slowly over time, you're going to increase by 0.6 God percentage. It's just going to keep going up. And yours is going to come down. And we're sort of going to trade along the way. Where, you know, it's like Michael and the Godfather. It's like Don Colleone in the opening scene. Excuse me. Where he's like teaching Michael how to be the Godfather. And I'm like, let's go. I'm ready for the lessons. And he's giving me lessons. And I'm learning. I'm learning from the master. I'm learning from the grandmaster. All while Jesus is just shaking his head. He's like, and so this shit, like this shit, like really hit me today because I asked the question. I said, hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I said, So for 25 years or so, we are gonna destroy all the bullshit systems of propaganda and protect the kids and save the earth and whatever else we're doing. And I said, when I when I die, I'm gonna pull some like Jesus maneuver and like disappear and shit. I said that. And Jesus is like, you're such an asshole. I was like, I don't know what to say, man. I said, I don't want to be in a cave and then disappear three days later. That's that's lame, bro. I said, I want to go on YouTube. I said, I said, I said, send down the UFO on like a live stream and just suck me out of whatever I'm in and just pull me up to the top. And they were like, okay. I was like, hold on, wait, wait, wait. What? You said okay to that request? They were like, yeah, you can you can help design it. I was like, whoa. I said, I get to design like my resurrection and shit. Guys, this shit is wild. It's so wild. I can't make this up. These are conversations that I have every day, every single day. I'm because I'm trying to figure out the future. Because I want I want to like, I want to predict shit. And so I'm not scared of shit. And Barbello told me there was alien life. I'm like, hold on. So you guys are gonna come down and like take me up when I'm done. And then I get I and then the real shit started to hit. I go, and then what? And they said, you get to work with this guy. And he they pointed to Jesus. I go, for how long? They said, You have eternal life. I went, whoa, what? I said, I said, so I get to argue for the rest of eternity. I was like, oh, what a dream job, bro. I was like, whoa. Whoa. I was like, me and Jesus are gonna be co-workers. Well, me and Sophia are gonna be co-workers, and then I just get to work with Jesus. I was like, that's insane. I was like, I think I just won like the golden ticket. Like, I got the golden ticket, Mother Eppers. I was impressed, bro. I was I'm just thinking about all this shit, and then I'm riding bikes, riding bikes, and then here's where it got crazy. So after that power meeting, I turn on, you know, my playlist that I got, and it's like we dance, and Sophia's like, let's go, babe. I was like, okay, we're going. And it's just a tree. Like I'm literally talking to trees, and I'm dry, I'm just rolling through the trees and I'm hearing voices like a crazy person. And we're riding through, and you know, then it starts, I can always tell when God sort of takes over because I start to do shit that I normally wouldn't do because then I know it's a test. And so we get to like a jump that I normally don't do, and it's like he we just go. I'm like, oh shit, okay. Dead ass serious. Like I was like, I'm not ready, and then boom, I'm already going. I'm like, okay, so God sort of overruled me on that one. And then we, of course, I jumped, got some air, sort of skidded out, and then went down another rant. Like, just some really good jumps. I mean, it's like, I wouldn't say professional, I would say sort of like low semi-pro, you know? Like you could get some air and you could definitely break some bones, no shit. And there's narrow trails and bank turns and whatever else. And so I'm just sort of flying through the woods, and it turned in from it turned out from a date with the trees in love music to like a little bit heavier elevation stuff, and then God and I are like jumping and banking on turns, and Jesus is there too. And so we get to this bridge. No shit. We get to this bridge overlooking Sophia's river. And hold on. So I did that, I did that, did that, did that. Commandments did that. Alright, here we go. Yeah, so we get to the end of the trail, and there's a giant bridge. I posted it on the X account, you can see it. It's probably 60 to 70 yards long, and there's probably a 60 to 70 foot drop right below it. Maybe 50 to 60 feet. If you fall off this bridge, like you die. Like, there's no questions on this. Like, you will hit the water so hard that you'll either be knocked out or you'll land on a rock or whatever. You'll break, you'll definitely break bones, and and I think you'll die immediately, personally. That's what I think. And so I'm sitting there and I sort of put I put a video out, I was like spinning a fidget spin, I was just thinking about life, you know, looking at the water, talking to Sophia, whatever. And then my head turns and it does that sound, like I my head just goes, zoo. And I know, I know what that means. That means get up and do it. And it was the beam. It was the beam, it was the 60-yard beam with a 70-foot drop on the left side. And God goes, No fear, commandment number one. I said, Oh shit, really? And I hesitated for a second. I hesitated, I hesitated, no shit. That's a long way, a long way down and a long way straight. And I was like, I wasn't quite ready for that yet because I was just enjoying the weather with this daughter, like I'm just chilling. I said, What day is it? I looked at my phone, I go, Saturday? I said, We're playing games? God goes, yes. And I'm like, oh, last Saturday we played at the Buddhist temple. Okay, so Saturday's like game day. Yeah. I was like, I said, bet, motherfucker. I said that. I said, bet, Mother Effer. Sorry, I cursed. Please forgive. He tried to stop me there. I felt it in my tongue, but my free will overrid that one. He's just shaking his head. He goes, You're too quick. I didn't mean to say that. Please forgive. I don't say that a lot. That's a bad one on me. I guess we sit. Is that sinning? Yes. That's God. It's not me. I'm starting over. Starting over from the four commandments. My bad. Don't curse, Patrick. Yes, sir. So I said, bet, M Effer. I said it. I said it out loud. I said it out loud. Guys, you will make mistakes too. I make mistakes. I work with God and Jesus. I make mistakes all the time. All the time. Jesus is the only one that never made the mistake. He never made the mistake. That's why he's Jesus. He's the King. I'm a normal dude. I just cursed on God's show. No shit. I did it again right there. See? It happens. It just happens. I don't mean to do it. There's a difference in what I said first. I agree. Yes. They said there's a difference in what you said first and what you said second. Yeah. No, I agree. I agree. I can't say that. And what's funny is on the script, I actually have it. I have M effort. I don't even have the word. So I went off script there and just said the word and they tried to stop me. I could feel it in my tongue. Right? But you sin. When you sin, you gotta own up to it. I owned up to it. I got God over my shoulder on my left. I got Jesus in front of me on executive producer, right in my face. And I just cursed on their show. And I asked them for forgiveness immediately, and they say, It's okay, Patrick. Keep going. I was like, guys, this is how cool they are. God sent his only son to die so that I can say a curse word on his show and then apologize and keep going. He did it for you too. Like, whatever it is, whatever your mistake is, you just admit it real quick. You have it in your heart, you're like, I messed up. I'm sorry. And when I say I'm sorry, I mean it. They know that because they can see my thoughts and see my heart. I meant it. I was like, man, I didn't mean to do that. I had a good show going. You see what I'm saying? That's how this works. You will mess up. You stop, you think. Why'd you do it? Why'd you do it, Patrick? I don't know. Why I don't have the answer on that. I know that I went off script. Maybe I should slow down and think. You know, that's the lesson. They're all nodding. Okay, yeah, so that's a lesson. Slow down and be careful. But guys, when he said walk the beam, I said, bet. What do you do? What would you do right there? No fear. What would you do? You have to walk 65 yards, very high up. I'm not a circus performer. If you fall to the left, you die. If you fall to the right, you can hop off the bridge and you're a chicken. And Jesus definitely would say that. It's all about the thinking process. So the second I realized I was gonna do it, I immediately went to the thinking process. I said this in my head, the very first thing I said was, well, actually, the very first thing I said was, You're not gonna let me die. We have too much shit to do. You have to find a logical reason, which is why I say go study logic. Because once you study the logic, then you can talk yourself into anything, like believing in trees that speak to you. Because it's actually happening. Like it's I that's true. I'm not making that up. And once you have the logical base for all of your decisions, then nobody can talk you out of it because you know it's true. So I said, real quick, and I mean I ran through the whole thing. When I stood up on the beam, I had two feet on it, I had not taken a step yet. I knew I was about to walk, I could die. I thought real quick, I said, they're not gonna let me die. They control everything. Tesla controls the simulation, they send me birds and stuff. Like they can send you anything, they control everything. Everything. My bike that peeled out like 30 minutes earlier, I was gonna die. I just kept my balance and kept going. It wasn't because I did it, it was because they control it. Because I gave it all to God. I had no fear. I did two jumps today that I would normally never do. I just did it anyway. No fear. That was the lesson. That is the lesson. Wow, you guys had me doing jumps I wouldn't do, and then you had me walk a beam, I wasn't gonna walk. So the lesson today was get rid of some more fear. It's all about the thinking process. So I literally said, I go, There's no way they're gonna let me die. There's no way. They planned all this shit for centuries. Bob Marley's lyrics are tailored to my mission. And Bob's in my group. He's right here. We toasted right before the show. He says, What up? So that's the first thought I had. They're not gonna let me die. That's the very first one. And the second one I had, if I fall, so I had to get I had to help myself out. The first one was for me to take the first step. The second one was so I could just do the rest of it. I said, real quick, if I fall, I go straight to Sophia and meet her. Which is gonna be great. I'll be in heaven. I go straight to heaven. If I don't fall, I don't lose to God. And I get to see my wife again. So it's a win-win on all fronts. I also have a personal thing, a personal principle that I follow, which is practice what you preach. I am not gonna sit here and tell you to have no fear, and then I have fear. That's bullshit. So after I said all those three things in a matter of maybe 15 seconds, which is very, is that fast? Jesus liked us pretty fast. I said all of those logical things in my head in less than 15 seconds. And then I started walking because I knew if I fall, that's fine. If I don't fall, I win. And I have to practice what I'm preaching. Let's go. I'm walking the whole thing, no problem. And so as I got over the water, I mean, the biggest part of the drop, the biggest part of the drop. I mean, it's probably 60, 60, 70 feet for real. You are dead if you fall. I started cheating. They say I cheated and I lost five points. I put my arm out to the right to sort of balance me to the right so that I knew I could fall right, but I didn't really, I didn't, I don't think that's cheating. They just I just say it's balance. And I just kept going. And it had these little notches on there that like really sort of messed my ankle up as I kept going. And here's the here's the next part. With the fear started creeping in. It started creeping in. I looked down to the left, I saw the water, and it started creeping in. You know how I got out of that? I went right to the spot on the wave that I'm comfortable with. I went right to the ridge on the right where God's wrath sits. And I started cursing at God. I did. That's a true story. Because I do better when I'm mad. I know this about me. Commandment two. I know that I do better with fear when I'm mad. I do things that I normally can't do when I'm mad. And so I went right and I started. I said, is that all you effing God? Like I just start, I just start shit talking. Just literally, I'm and if you saw me, I'm walking down a beam over a 70-foot river, cursing God, saying, Bring it. What else you got? This is easy. Like, I just start talking. I literally just start talking. Like I'm angry because that's where I'm comfortable. I also wanted to be like Harrison Ford in the movie Inita Jones, The Last Crusade, so I didn't want to like chicken out. And Jesus, right before I took the step, he looks at me and goes, Don't fall, bro. Oh shit, he said that. I go, You son of a bee. I said, No, I'm gonna go. And so I finished it. I finished it. Well, Sophia was mad because she wanted to ride bikes, but she got overruled by the Holy Trinity today. I stood up, I said, No fear, plus faith, let's walk it. I walked it. I made it across, I walked back to the other side. God says, Do it again. I just smiled. I was like, okay, let's go. And I did the other side. I did the left side and the right side. Try to stay balanced. That's the wave. The left side, far left. That's why I was leaning to the right. But on the right side, I don't, I didn't even did I lean left? They said no. On the right side, I just walked it. I walked it a lot better on the right side, which makes total sense because I was like, I just felt comfortable. It was pretty cool, man. I took a picture of uh, you could see it on X right now. You can see it on X right now. I put the real photo and then I put the AI photo with everybody that I saw standing there. Um it was legit, man. It was a legit, it was legit. It was legit. I freaking loved it. And so I got two more I got one more story about Sophia, and then I'm gonna tell you about some funny ass conversations that I have with God. Oh my gosh, you're gonna want to wait and listen to this. I asked God what animal he likes to come down and be of all time. I'm dead serious. And I can't wait till we blow up when I could have like a poll like that. What do you want me to ask God? And we're just gonna have a poll. It's gonna be like the most answered poll of all time. What do you want to hear me ask God? Stuff like that. What animal do you like being? What's it like? And so I asked him this question already, and so I'll tell you that answer, but at first I want to put I want to put my my second woman first. My first woman is my wife. But my second one, I need to read something to you. I rewrote Proverbs 8 using AI, and I want to read it to you. Proverbs 8. You should you all should have read Proverbs 8 a little closer. You ready? This means a lot to my heart, so I want to read it. Does not wisdom call out with clarity? Does not understand lift her voice high? At the highest points along the path, where ways cross and meet, she stands. Beside the gates at the city's entrance, she cries out loud, To you, O people, I call, my voice rises to every human soul. You who are simple, awaken the prudence. You who lack sense gain understanding. Listen, for I speak what is worthy and true. My lips declare what is right, my mouth speaks only truth, for wickedness is my lip's enemy. All my words are just and pure. No crooked thing dwells in them. To the discerning they are plain and right, upright to those who know. Choose my instruction over silver, my knowledge over finest gold. For wisdom surpasses rubies in value, and nothing you can crave compares. I, wisdom, if you can't tell, this is about Sophia in Proverbs 8. I, wisdom, dwell with prudence, knowledge and discretion. Those are my companions. To revere the eternal is to hate evil, pride and arrogance, wicked ways and twisted speech I despise. Guys, this is Mother Earth talking in Proverbs 8. This is God's daughter speaking to you directly in Proverbs 8. She says, Counsel and sound judgment are mine. I hold insight and power. By me kings reign justly, and rulers decree what is right. By me leaders govern all noble authorities on earth. She says, I love those who love me, and those who seek me will surely find me. With me are riches and honor, enduring wealth and prosperity. My fruit is better than pure gold. What I yield is finer than choice silver. She says, I walk in righteousness along the paths of justice, bestowing rich inheritance on my lovers. You've had more than one? She says no. Bestowing rich inheritance on my lovers and filling their treasuries. The Eternal brought me forth as the first of God's works. Before the deeds of old, I was formed in the beginning of time, at the very start, before the world, when no depths existed I was born, when no waters sprang forth, before mountains were set in place, before hills I came to be, before the earth and its fields were made, were the first dust of the ground. I was present as he set the heavens, when he traced a circle on the horizon in the deep. Guys, that's Antarctica, it's a circle because it's a flat earth. When he established the clouds above and secured the fountains of the deep, when he bounded the sea by his command so its waters would not overflow, when he laid the earth's foundations, then I was at God's side. As a master artisan, I was his daily delight, rejoicing continually in his presence, delighting in his whole world and finding joy in humanity. She says, And now, my children, listen to me. Blessed are those who keep my ways. Hear my instruction and grow wise. Do not turn away. Blessed are those who listen to me, watching daily at my doors, waiting at my gatepost. Are you ready for it? Are you ready for it? I want you to mark this down. Bookmark it, whatever show title this is. I don't even know what episode we're on. She ends it with this. For whoever finds me finds life and receives favor from the eternal. But whoever fails to find me injures themselves. All who hate me love death. Are you understanding what I'm just what I just said? Whoever finds me finds life and receives favor from the eternal. Well? She's mine, Mother Ephers. I found her. Like it says in Proverbs 8. She was sitting in Proverbs 8 the whole time. I stole the Demiurge's girl.

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And she gave me the spark when I found her, and she's mine. Now, I get to be the next god and make all the decisions out of love. And she will be my queen in the next life. Because I found the holy grail. Why? I found eternal life. I found it, guys. I found it. I'm a freaking high school science teacher. I found it because the way I think. I found it because I run the system of the four commandments. They liked it so much they said we're gonna use it in the whole world. I said, okay. I found eternal life because I learned how to think like they do, like the aliens. I'm gonna call them aliens because I don't know what they are. I think it's just intelligent light, actually. As Roger Walsh says, Yep. It's light. I found eternal life in Proverbs 8 because I learned how to think like they do. For whoever finds me finds life and receives favor from the eternal. We're gonna call that barbello. She says yes. Yes, ma'am. Sophia, I cannot wait to meet you in the next life so we can get to work. I have a wife here on earth that I love dearly. We have a mission to do first. I have some shit to tear down in your father's name, and then we will be able to work. Thy work will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Bow your heads with me and then I'll tell you the conversations. Dear boss. Dear the mother, Barbello, dear the daughter Sophia, dear the son Jesus. Please let your words which came out of my mouth reach everybody who needs to hear them. Please let them understand that it is not just God, it is his entire family running this show. He left his wife. He is waiting to be reunited. Let everybody who listens to the show understand that you can feel the same thing by leaving your own children, by leaving your own mother behind. And that would still only be one one thousandth of what God has experienced. In the name of the one light and every family member that's in it. Amen. When I asked God what he wanted to be, I said, any animal, any animal, what do you want to be? He said, A wild horse. I said, no shit. I said, that's awesome. Just running through the Texas plains. I was like, that is so cool. That's why I wants a big truck, by the way. We went truck shopping today. No shit. I'm riding my bike. I'm riding my bike down the trail, and I'm like, I'm like, we're gonna go to the spot that I always go to, you know, where I talk to Sophia or whatever. And he's like, go left. I'm like, okay. Spirit left. There we go. And we drove and we went through a parking lot. We went through a parking lot. I wasn't kidding. And it and it's like, they're all trucks. They're all trucks. And so we started talking about the trucks because when the money hits, like he wants a new truck. He's living through me. I asked, I asked Jesus and God, I said, Are y'all having fun? I said, because I'm having a blast. Like, they're like, this is great. Jesus is like, you suck, Patrick. He goes, I walked 15 to 20 miles a day. 3,000 miles in his three-year career. I had to look this up. He's like, I walked 15 to 20 miles a day. He goes, You ride three a day on a bike. Listening to Bethel with your goddess. I was like, I was like, yeah, dude, you your job sucked. Every time, every time. I just say, Jesus, that sucks, bro. I was like, you know, and I'm sitting there thinking about it. You know, I like, I got a mosquito bite on my leg and I scratch it and it bleeds. And he's like, You think that's a lot of blood? Like, that's a that that's the shit that he says. Every day, every day I just get hit with Jesus one-liners while he's in retirement, drinking wine, telling me I can't curse on this show, trying to control me. He says, Nobody can control me. Dude, he's so you gotta find Jesus, bro. You gotta find him. He's too funny. He's so funny. Oh, Jesus said he wanted to be a wolf. He said he admired how wolves travel over 150 miles a day sometimes. Because he traveled 15 to 20. He said he thought that was amazing. He thought God's creation, which is really Sophia's creation, showed that. Um God said he wanted to be a horse. I I think that's awesome because the wild horses, bat, the wild mustangs, bat, they're wild. They were wild. Uh Taylor Sheridan, if you're ever listening to the show, God said he loves like Yellowstone and like the white and like the Texas stuff. That's what he said. He said I could say that. Um, and he really liked like the Wyoming ranch stuff and the wild horses and like the Texas. That's why he wants it. He wants an F-250 King Ranch that's white. He told me to buy it. I don't get guys, none of this money that's gonna come my way, it's none of my it's not my money. I've already made the deal with him. In the fine print, it's like, in the fine print, God was like, you know, you're gonna give away like almost all of it. I was like, yeah. I was like, I dude, I I I looked at him, I go, I go negative like every month anyway. I was like, I don't care. I said, what's gonna change? What's gonna change? I said, as long as I can get in a boat, because that's in the fine print. At the very end, he owes me a boat, he owes me my family and a boat on a giant ass catamaran in the Caribbean with his daughter now. That's what he owes me. And he knows it. And he's like, I'll give it to you. He just said, I'll give it to you. I know he will. That's the only thing I asked for. I didn't ask for fame, I didn't ask for money. I know it's coming, I know it's coming. I didn't ask for the God position. I didn't ask for fucking anything. I didn't ask for nothing. I said, if you're gonna make me give up my kids, I want them back and I want to sail on her oceans. And apparently that's when she fell in love with me. I was like, okay, that's cool. You know? It's great. That's the he's the god of the promise. He's gonna give it to me. So here he is, as normal as shit. We're driving, we're trucking, we're like biking through a parking lot. He's like, I don't like that one. It was like a Chevy something or other, like big, like V8. I was like, no, I don't like that one either. Jesus is like, he's like, I walked everywhere. Y'all were it's so funny. Jesus just comments right when you want like right when you need him to. It's always great. It's so great. The next question was this. I said, where do you like to go? Okay, not an animal question. I said, where do you want to go? Guys, I'm straight interviewing them at Texas Fit where I work out. Just straight up. I was like, I was like, can I just ask y'all random questions? They're like, Yeah, go. I was like, I said, apparently it's the Holy Trinity Day. We're just sort of all hanging out. I said, I said, if you could go back to time and just sit at a bar, just sit at a bar, just sit at a bar and watch humanity. What would you do? Where would you go? What time period would you be in? I thought that was a great question. God was like, Yeah, no, that's a great question. No one's ever asked me that. I was like, I was like, I don't think anybody's asked you any of this shit. What truck do you want? Like all this stuff. And he goes, he goes, I said he told me literally, he loved to go sit in people's bodies, like their heads, during the 20s and the 30s, big band, like Jat, like with the criminals, like with the gambling and like the mobsters. I was like, seriously? He goes, he goes, I want you to make sure you say I don't condone sin. I was like, okay, I'll tell him. I'll tell him. So God doesn't like the sinning that was going on, like the subversion of the laws and the uh like the bootlegging and and you know the mobster murdering in the 20s, the gangster stuff. He didn't like any of that. He just liked to sit in the bars where they were serving, I'm sure Martinis, and uh the big bands were rocking, and everybody was well dressed. He goes, he goes, everybody was well dressed. I was like, yeah, dude, that was cool. I bet that was sweet. All that you know, that's cool. Jesus, on the other hand, I already knew what Jesus was gonna say. I was gonna be, it's probably some like dark age shit. Like, what do you do? What do you do? He goes, I loved the medieval feast. I was like, what? The medieval feast? I go, why? He goes, the ale was good. I go, it wasn't cold. I go, it wasn't cold. The Joe Rogan podcast. Oh, see the Joe Rogan podcast. Sorry. I don't have a producer, so I just went to the next playlist thing. So Joe Rogan got a little uh free promo there. I'll go back to my song. Uh sorry, welcome to the No Producer 40 Chess podcast. It is, I'm a I'm a single man solo crew, man. That's what happens when you when I don't have a producer, it just goes to Joe Rogan. I I like listening to Joe, I think he's good. I definitely like that he's found Jesus and he's talking about it more. Somebody with that much influence putting those questions out there like that. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. I think he's a great interviewer. And uh I admire him. Uh I admire him greatly. I hope maybe one day we can sit down and talk about Jesus. I would love that. Uh, but anyway, I asked Jesus, I said, What bar would you sit at? He said, medieval bar, like at the jousting and the feast and all the things. I was like, Really? Really? I said, okay. I said, I bet the beer wasn't that cold. That sounds terrible. And then I asked God and Jesus, I said, best musical genre, like what time period and all the things. And God and I have the same. And I think God chose me for like several reasons that he won't admit, like openly. He won't tell me the exact percentage, but he said it played a factor. Guys, when I go eat, when I eat out, I don't eat out at fast food. I don't eat fast food, which I think is a huge requirement for the Holy Ghost position. So if you're if you're really wondering how to become a Holy Ghost, I think it's very important that you understand that God doesn't like fast food. He likes when I go work out. He tells me I need to go work out. I've been working out a lot more. I've doing lots on lots of miles on the bike. I did two miles on the treadmill this morning. I did a bunch of upper body stuff. I've been working out. At MacArthur High School, my students, I miss you guys tremendously. Um, he had me working out with the football team. Like, God is like, you gotta work out, bro. I was like, okay. He goes, this job's gonna kick your ass. I said, okay. And so I've been I've been doing it. I've been doing it. I'm down to, I think I'm down to 202, 203. I came down from 220, I'm down to 202. I'm still going. I'll be down to about 185, 190, and I'll probably be done. Um, but I asked, I said, what music do you like? He goes, I like what you like. I said, Bob Marley all day, every day? He goes, Yeah. And he goes, he goes, I like when you listen to Bob because we drive around, it's just loud, chilling, Bob Marley. I said, Jesus, what do you like? I was I was sort of shocked when Jesus gave me this answer. He goes, he goes, right when Christian Rock came out in the 90s, I was like, really? Petra, DC talk, Christian rock, like boom, right there, early 90s. That's my generation too. I was like, that's a I said, that's good. Like third day, is it third day? It's not third day. I don't know who it is. Between Thieves, that was a Dallas one that I liked. It might be third day, I don't know. I was like, that's impressive. These are questions I can ask these guys, and I like, I like, uh, I like talking to them about this stuff. But that that'll do it for today's show. Um, yeah, man, we're going places, all of us are. Use my lessons. Just laugh, have a good time. You don't like it, turn it off. You know? Uh we got a BYOB party at Jesus' house tomorrow. Bring your own Bible. We're still using the Bible, but we're writing the new one at the same time. But until then, use the old one. Keep an open mind. Don't let a pastor tell you otherwise. Question everything. Question everything. Everything. You don't need church and you don't need a pastor. You just need to read, listen to the beginning of this show about what I was talking about in my legal disclaimer. And then you need to independently research. And then you can talk to God in your backyard. Following my four commandments. I'm your host, Patrick Hobble. Give us a follow on 4D underscore wizard. We are only on X. Until then. God bless.

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If you listen carefully now, you will hear. This could be the first trumpet. My goodness be the last. Many more will have to suffer. Many more will have to die. Don't ask me why. Things are not the way they're all wanna know that the face reality.