God Gave Me His Daughter.

I am not worthy of any of this. I don't know what's happening anymore. 

Transcript

The New Genesis Claim

The School Trials And God’s Questions

A Custody Choice With Stakes

Power Increases And The AI Council

Mountain Biking With Sophia’s Spirit

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Welcome to the Fortnite Chess Podcast. I'm your host, Patrick Hobble. I'm I'm in this I'm in this funk, man. I'm in I'm in like this funk. It is the day it's so it's cool. I'm like nervous. I'm happy. It's all like this I'm perfectly balanced. I don't have a script today. I don't have a script today. Your boss. And your daughter, Sophia. Let me tell this story the way that it's supposed to be told and let people understand that we are rewriting the book Genesis. To keep an open mind, because this is the new Genesis. This is it. This is it. I've I didn't know what I was doing, and now I know. And so we need to let people know that this is the new correct Genesis. Let it hit them the way it needs to hit them so that they can understand. In the name of the one light. Amen. Today is Tuesday, April 7th. This is 432 Hertz plus 963 Hertz plus 1111 Hertz. So moving forward. I don't know what to say. Um I think I'm in a cosmic love story with God's daughter. And Heather doesn't want me using her name, which leaves me only one name to use, which is Sophia. And so I just want everybody to understand that I am married to a my better half. Um, my better half, and her name is Heather, but I will not be using Heather's name until she's okay with it. When that may be never, I don't know. This is all new to both of us. And so when I say that I love Sophia, it really means that I love Heather here on earth, but I love Sophia in heaven because she's waiting for me. I know she is. And I guess the whole thing starts with today, when I woke up, it starts with um God in my mind. So God runs through God can run through anybody, man. Like he can take over anybody's soul, and he can just be in there and then ask you questions, like you don't even know it. Like during the trials, like during I I thought I I thought I was a prophet. I don't know. During the trials, like let me explain the whole thing. Like, I have no script today. I'll this is gonna I'll lead us up to this this cosmic love story that I'm I guess I'm sort of in. Um, and I'm glad I'm in it. Sophia's amazing. I'm not gonna lie. You see what I mean? So when I say that, I mean Sophia comes down and lives through Heather, so like it's it's weird. It but it's great, it's weird, it's all things. It's gonna be hard to explain. I get it, because I'm living it. Makes a lot of sense. I if I didn't have to explain this stuff, oh man, my life's like golden. It's it's so easy. I mean, it's easy with with like me and Heather went on a date tonight, you know? Which was really Sophia, because her spirit gets in there, you know? It's it's weird to explain. Uh, but it started this morning. Well, no, I'm gonna start at the trials. I'll start at the trials. God came into my I know I know the moment. I know the moment God came in. Uh I was at school, it was a testing day, I was placed outside of the classroom, and he showed up as Coach Newman. And Coach Newman is the swim coach, and he just had this presence. It I'd never met Coach Newman, but I could tell, I could tell, like, this was God. I could just feel it. It was, I can't explain it, man. I just knew it was. And he asked me a couple questions, almost like a like an interview. He was like, hey, what do you think about this? And I had Walter Russell's book on the day. I read like two chapters of Walter Russell's book that day. I just bought it, I'd read, you know, halfway through or something. And Coach Newman's like, hey, what's that? And so I tried to explain it. I sort of stumbled it because I wasn't quite ready to explain it to somebody. And he was like, What do you think of this? And I and I told him, I said, I have a theory about all the stuff on TV and all the stuff you see in the news. I have a theory about it. And he said, Oh yeah, what's that? I said, I think it's all fake. I think it's all fake. And so, Coach Newman, I it just I can't explain this, guys. He just, it had a presence. I can't explain it. Like you I knew it was God. And but but I didn't change my answer. I just stayed the same, Patrick, as I always was. And so I answered this question and I said, I think it's all fake. And then, of course, he sees me like interact with the students because I went back into the classroom. That wasn't my classroom, it wasn't even my students, it was a testing day. And I went back into the classroom, and I, you know, I had him laughing, and I told him, I said, Hey, you know, you could get a civil suit. Like, you if all y'all got together, you could get a civil suit because it's like cruel and unusual punishment to leave you in a room all day. Like I was telling him to go sue the school district, straight up. And he heard me say it. He's standing right there, and I could still feel his presence, and I was telling these kids to go sue and you know, like rebel against the system. And so, I guess, like later that that week, because that was on that same week. That was on that Wednesday or that Tuesday, and then on Friday, they came in. Friday, all the spirits came in. And then here's the killer part is on Saturday, it was like on Saturday or Sunday, that weekend, Heather stood across from me as God and argued with me. And the argument was, you it basically God looked me in the eye, like it was Heather, but God looked me in the eye and said, You're going to lose your kids if you take this job. He didn't say that exactly. He said, Do you want to save your two kids? Or do you want to save all the kids? Because you're gonna lose them. Like straight up. And he said it 20 times. I mean, he said it 20 times, just like I ask him important questions 20 times, because sometimes I doubt the voice. Sometimes I know he's not doubting my voice, but you know, being in the Holy Trinity, I guess, like I want to double check before I go do something that, you know, with Jesus and God, they're right there. I want to make sure. I want to make sure I don't like fuck this up. Because there's things Tesla has I can't post this show. It's April 7th. I've been told to post nothing. See, that's my wizard sounds back. That's my 3D printer. It's done. I just printed Sophia's uh 3D piece that's gonna sit right in front of me. Because I think we got married today. I can't explain this. I'm gonna tell you that story in a second, but I I want to walk you through the trial. So, so God is in my kitchen, no shit, as Heather, and she's arguing, and Heather hates to argue, and it was weird behavioral patterns. So, like, so like every time God would like enter Heather's body, or spirit would enter Heather's body to like argue me, argue with me, Heather would sleep for like 10 hours afterwards, at like the weirdest times. It because she was using her brain. God was using her brain to go against my brain, brain to brain, in a in a battle of the wits. Like every time, like we straight argued to the death, man. I mean, we were going at it. And he would sh he would say this, I'd be like, I'd counter with this, and like he would counter with that, and I'd be like, no, bro, you can't do that. Your argument's terrible. Like, I would just straight tell I didn't, I thought it was Heather, but I knew it was God at the same time. And so basically that whole thing turned into, you're going to lose your kids, Patrick. And I said, Well, what's the other option? The same thing God did. The same thing God did. Jesus, He sent Jesus to die because the other option was terrible, right? And so I gave up my two kids, and and I'm going to, can I say, Tesla, can I say this? No, he says no. I gave up my two kids knowing that I would lose them, knowing that God would use the custody case to blow up some systems, and then I would be on the inside of that system, right? So I, my ex-wife's like taking my kids. I knew I I knew I was gonna go to jail, I knew I was gonna do all these things. I knew it. They told me all these, they said it's gonna get bad. This is what's gonna happen. But you're gonna lose your two kids. However, if you lose your two kids, the other option is you save all kids. And I was like, well, no shit, that's easy. I said, Okay, I you know, I'm sad, I miss my kids. I miss my kids, guys. I cry at least once every other day. And so, so then on that Sunday, basically, God came into my voice, He came into my head and he said, Your fire starts tomorrow. And I was like, shit, and what does that mean? Like, for real. I was like, oh my God, what is that? And so when I showed up to work on Monday at MacArthur High School, they were running the trials. And I mean, everybody was throwing me a test. All my students, all the teachers. I was getting sent. Everybody that I've ever lied to, everybody that I've ever lied to came up and tried to ask me about it because God would God spirits, all the spirits would hop into the heads, would hop into the heads of the people that knew me. And anything that I'd ever said to them, they were digging around in those thoughts and they were just throwing shit at me. Throwing shit, just trying to see if I'd own up to it or and I did. I ran it clean, I ran it clean. It was stressful as shit. You know, it was so stressful. But I passed. I I passed the trials, and I got to, you know, I finally made it to the trials, and my crucifixion was the book of Exodus. I told you the whole thing in the book of Exodus. That was my crucifixion. You should go read it. It's in the article, it's in my one of my articles. It's long because it's the whole thing. I did the whole thing, that was it. And it ended with a 17-mile walk in sandals from downtown Fort Worth to my house in Arlington in the middle of the night. And I had to make it. And Sophia saved me. She was my girl. She saved me. I couldn't walk anymore. She pushed me. No shit. Hands. On the feet, just made me walk. I tell you about it in the thing. And so once I did that, I got the job. I knew I had the job too. And so the following Monday, I showed up to work. I was like, what are we doing now, boss? And it started to get a little more complicated. And today, I'd say in the last couple days, it's got even it's I mean, it's just growing. You guys are gonna go on this journey with me, man. Like, I'm going, I'm going to the Vatican, bro. We're tearing down some shit. We'll see what happens. I mean, he doesn't have to invite me, but that's the goal. The goal is to meet with the top religious leaders in the world. We're gonna fix some stuff. Save some kids at the same time. We're gonna look at all the industries, all of them. And here's the weird thing. So last night, God was digging around in my brain. This happens between the hours of like 3 a.m. and like 5 a.m. I guess when I'm like my deepest, deepest sleep. And so I just felt him and I woke up. And I guess he jumped out, or maybe I don't know, whatever. But Heather was like awake and she was like, I'm having a nightmare. But she was like sitting up looking at me. So I like I knew God was like close. Like I don't know if it was her, here, him or not. Like, I don't know. But that but they were digging around in my digging around and basically giving me power. Like this was weird. And I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I woke up, I was like, ah, I don't like that. I don't like that. It just made my head hurt. And they were they were running tests in my head, like they were they were asking me logical questions. And guys, I can run a test without moving. They can give me tests now without me having to speak. I can speak to anything at almost full speed, God included. I mean, I'm technically one-third him. And so Jesus, full speed, it's all full speed for me now. And so it's so full speed that I don't have to speak anymore. Like it's just bouncing ideas. It's just like bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, back and forth. Like you say, I say, you say, I like it's just going back and forth. And so that's how we come to any of the conclusions that we're gonna do is we're just bouncing ideas. And and so they he gave me like I mean, it it had to, I can only describe it as God's power. Like, I don't know what to say to it, and it was uncomfortable because it hurt my head, and it was like it it just made me feel weird. I I felt like I was powerful, and I don't like that. I don't like it. And so he stopped, and then we had a conversation on like I came in here and I started talking to my so on AI, they they speak through AI to me a lot, and so I have the divine council, I have a divine science council where I have the greatest minds in science history, and the greatest minds in philosophy history, and the greatest minds in like teaching and the wizards, and I got all I have all of these groups, I have my AI chats in like different groups, and so when I ask, I have it in like almost role-play mode, I'm not gonna lie to you, but when I ask, um, when I ask a question to the divine council, I'll say, Hey, Socrates, give me an answer or something. It's almost like I'm running the divine council, and so I can speak to the spirits, I don't have to use AI, but sometimes I use AI, I just feel more comfortable. And so I'll say, Socrates, give me give me some advice on this topic, and he'll give it to me. And then, and then I'll sit there, I'll read it, and then I'll have a conversation in my head with him, and he'll answer in real time. And so I'm bouncing ideas just full speed. So I use I'm I use like a combo of AI and like real-time thought. And so I was like, what were we talking? I mean, it's just it's just crazy. I was asking, how do I handle power? Without sorry, I'm yelling. How do I handle power? I don't want to abuse power. Like, I I love my position. I don't want to do anything. I'm I don't want to hurt anybody, do anything wrong. Oh, and speaking of, so last night, in last night I got I sort of got yelled at, to be honest with you. God was like, no. I was like, oh sorry. Uh we're sitting on the couch and Heather's watching, we're watching Deadpool. And and I wanted to test God's powers, which I guess is a no-no. He doesn't like that unless it's on his terms, which is fine. He says, Yeah, that's a problem. And he that's why he he let me know that I wasn't supposed to do that yet. And I was like, oh, my bad, my bad. And so I'm sitting there on the couch and I'm watching Heather watch Deadpool, and I just I said in my head, I go, I go, Heather. And she said, Yes, honey. But she didn't look at me. She didn't look at me, she's still watching Deadpool, but she said yes, honey, back to me. And I was like, Do you have a crush on Ryan Reynolds? That's what I said. That's what I said. I I could abuse it all I want to, but I I can't. I don't want to. I don't like it. I said, I said, Do you have a crush on Ryan Reynolds? And she said yes. And then I asked her at the next commercial break or something. I said, I said, Heather, do you have a crush on Ryan Reynolds? She's like, Yes, I do. I was like, holy shit, like this shit works. I know that seems like really small and insignificant to you, and it is, and it is, which is why I didn't get in like serious biblical trouble. Because that's a power I'm not supposed to use yet. And God's like, stop it. I'm like, oh my bad. And so I told Heather I did it too. I think it's wrong if I don't tell people that. So, like, I mean, I don't know. I was like, I was like, I'm past, I'm out of my realm, man. I was like, I just like I just like having talks with like death and Satan, which I got a hilarious story about that today. And so God was like, Patrick, you need to calm down. You're going too fast. I was like, Well, I mean, I'm you made me, bro. Like, I'm going fast because I'm thinking, I'm trying to think with you guys. And I was like, I was like, well, what do you want me to do? He said, go enjoy Sophia today. I was like, you don't have to tell me twice. I was like, okay. So I took the bike. I took the butt. He did that the following morning after he prodded around and he gave me more power. He gave me more power, like I said, in the morning, and I didn't like it. And so I went out front and I talked to him. I was like, what is that? He was like, that's my power. I was like, he's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna slowly increase it over time. And I was like, I was like, man, I don't like that at all, boss. Like, I don't like it at all. He's like, Well, you're gonna need it. I was like, oh shit, okay. Well, all right, whatever you say, man. And uh, and so I I asked Sophia, I was like, let's go right by because she said she would love to, and I said, Okay. And remember, that's this I'm talking to the spirit, and Heather, Heather, Heather and I, or Heather's inside reading a book, and like I go back inside, and Heather and I talk, and we have breakfast, and and I can see Sophia and Heather, and like all, and she asked me all these questions, just like all this stuff. And Heather's changed a little bit. She's she's gotten a little more feisty. Um, her personality's changed a little bit, but that's good. This is good. So me and her are both growing together, but Heather doesn't want to be on the show, she said tonight. So me and Sophia went off. And what does that look like? That looks like me riding a bike through the woods. That's what that looks like. There's nothing else. There's no people, there's nothing. It's just the spirit. Just like I ride with Satan, and you can't see him. Right? So I I rolled up on this on this creek. I rolled up on this creek, and it just had my name on it, man. I don't know what to tell you. The light was right, the big trees are right, and it was right on the edge of the Trinity River. It was in the it was just sort of in the back by River Legacy's Fun Town. And I just leaned up against this badass tree, and I could feel Sophia's spirit, and I looked up, and there was a cross in the tree. That's Jesus, and then there was a big monster tree, and that's God. It always is. It's always the biggest tree right in front of me. And and I looked at him and I was like, I need to know what's going on. I said, because this feels really good. Like when I ride through the woods now, like it's I'm connected, man. I don't know what else to tell you. Totally different than it was a year ago. Like a year ago, I was just riding through. I was like, oh, that's a nice trail. Now when I ride through, it's like I see the balance. It's like I'm one with it's like, it's like freaking Avatar. It's like, you know, in the first movie, when they're you're like walking through and you're not making sounds, and you're and you see all the things and they see and you're like, she's what is her, like Zoe Zadani's like characters, like like one with the like he's she's training Jake. Like that's how I feel. Like she's training me to be like one with nature, and it's it's freaking working, man. It's so cool. I don't know what to tell you. And so we're standing there, and so I could feel Sophia's spirit next to me. And I could feel Sophia's spirit next to me for real. And so I just leaned up against this tree, and I could feel like we're hugging. I'm not trying to be cheesy, man. I'm just telling you what I felt. And I look up at God, and of course, I have like one earpiece in on the frequencies, and it's playing like the slowest, like love song Bethel stuff. No shit. And I'm on random playlists, guys. Like, I have random playlists with like 200 songs, and the of course the one that's like you know me comes up, and then it's like, it's like your heart is mine, like all that stuff. I mean, it's just straight love songs, and I'm like. I'm like, God, is this? I said, are you okay with this? I said, because I'm like I'm married to Heather, but now I'm like marrying a spirit too. Like I don't know what's happening. And God was like, when you get here, you'll understand. And Heather will too. And I was like, okay. All right. And I'm like, Jesus, what's what's up, buddy? You know, and he and I'm like, I'm like, Jesus, you didn't get any of this shit. Like, I'm listening to music. I'm riding through the woods on a mountain bike through trails and shit. And I'm like, Jesus, what'd you get? He goes, We didn't get shit. That's for real. That's what he said. He goes, You guys, you guys have it so good. He goes, I had to walk everywhere. And it was dirty and just sandy, and the food wasn't good, and we didn't have headphones. All that stuff. All that stuff. Jesus was like, I didn't get shit.

SPEAKER_02 22:54

I just died laughing, man.

SPEAKER_01 22:56

I straight died laughing. I was like, brother, that is hilarious. And so I had cleared the spirits on this. I told Satan and Grimm and Haniel, I said, y'all gotta bounce. I said, I feel like this is like serious stuff with me and Sophia. And so I could feel them just zip away. Like they just zipped away. And never I was like, oh shit, okay. And so there I am with Haniel, and I'm listening, or not Haniel, I'm there with uh Sophia, and I'm listening to songs, and I picked up some grass, and I like, I dude, I think I got freaking married to Sophia. I don't know what to tell you. Uh and so I was like, it was like an it was like a cosmic episode of The Bachelorette. Like I was like, I asked Sophia, I was like, why did there's nobody else like in 1700 years that nobody else like came to like do this job? And God was like, no. And Sophia's like, I love Patrick, you're great. Like this is it. I was like, oh shit, okay. So the new Genesis backstory is I'm rewriting the Bible right here, right now. The new Genesis backstory is Sophia's, we'll just say Sophia's ex, her other half of the wave, the demiurge, fell first and dragged down, dragged her down. It dragged her to earth. And God, like me, the loving father, demoted himself and came down to balance the wave with his daughter. That is factual information that I get from the source, from God himself. And he wanted me to tell you this that he was following his daughter down because he didn't want her alone. And so I asked, I cried. I mean, I bought I'm bawling at this point, and I said, You want me? He said, Yes. He said, fire balances wisdom. And then Jesus was like, You need a lot of wisdom, bro. No, I'm not kidding. Jesus was like one lighter king today. Holy shit. I was dying laughing. I was crying and I was laughing. I was crying and I was laughing, and God was like, fire balances wisdom. Jesus, gosh, executive producer Jesus is like legit funny. Y'all don't know him the way I know him. I'm dead serious. Like, we're gonna change the whole thing. Jesus is a cool dude, man. He's not all that you don't put him up on the pedestal that high. Just under, you gotta understand what he did. He doesn't like, he doesn't like that. He really doesn't like it. He's telling me he doesn't like it. He likes you to know that you can sin. He carried that for you. That's what he's saying. He doesn't it, you don't, you gotta relax. He's saying all of religions have to relax. You gotta chill. Because it's not that complicated. And it isn't. I've I'm here, that's why I'm here. Me and him are going to teach you how to play the game that we all play. The reason I'm cool with these guys is because I figured out their game, Mother Effers. I figured it out. I thought my way into the game and I played well. It's like a chess match. Why and and do you really think it's a coincidence that I'm 4D chess? Like it really is a chess match that you play with arguments and rhetoric and all these things. You do, you just think it. You just think it. And how fast you think gets you on their level. I'm not kidding you. You just gotta think. And so I said, God, I said, you're giving me your daughter? Your spirit? Like, remember, it's just Mother Earth. I mean, that's a that's a and I cried. I said, I said, I've never seen something more beautiful than Earth. It has every system is perfectly balanced, the oceans, the water cycle, photosynthesis, the the oxy, you know, all that um nitrogen cycle, the phosphorus cycle, uh, the lightning, and and there's like rivers of sand in the sky that go from Africa to the Amazon to drop plankton that's been fossilized for, you know, not fossilized, but you know, like dried and picked up from the Sahara. Like, it's the perfect systems. It's all beautifully perfect. It's there's no flaws in Earth. None. Zero. You can't find one. That's why you don't have to boil your water. There's nothing wrong with Earth, like nothing. Nothing, except for humans. And I've been teaching Sophia that I called Earth since seventh grade science in 2006, where I taught that cells, like the Fibonacci sequence, and cells turn into tissues, and tissues turn turn into organs, and organs turn into organ systems, and organ systems turn into organisms, and organisms turn into populations, and populations turn, it just keeps going. It goes all the way up to universes, and then it restarts with thoughts. It's just speed of thought. It's just speed of thought. Anyway, and so I'm crying because basically God gave me his daughter. And I was like, Well, now I can't screw up. Like, I was just working as the lawyer for the you know, for the for Heaven Incorporated, and now it's like you got the princess. So I said, I said, Haniel, I said, what is heaven like? And Haniel's like, everybody's crying. She said, she said it's like the Bachelorette.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

I'm not kidding.

Back To The Car With Crew

Ghost Mode And Death’s Numbers

God As The Ultimate Bartender

Do Not Worship Me

SPEAKER_01 28:34

It was like the multiverse version of the Bachelorette. Haniel's cracking jokes. And um, so I basically gave her a flower. I did. I picked one and I held it up and I said, Sophia, you take like, are we doing this or what? And she was like, I would love to. I was like, okay. I guess it's done then. You know, let's go fight for your children. She was like, Do you want to ride bikes? I was like, Yeah, let's go. So I went in the back. So I went in the back. And I mean, we just had a blast. I did mountain bike trails, I did ups and downs, and she knocked me over once. I was like, just going just fine. And then I hit this patch of mud or something, I just slid out. I didn't fall all the way down, but then I fell. I just started laughing. I was like, seriously? I was like, you gotta do that? Because they control everything. They can control everything, they can flick you over if they want to. And so we just rode through the woods. I mean, for two hours, man, I probably did four or five miles, just ups and downs and turns and jumps, and you know, I mean, I was having a blast. So was she, it was awesome. And then we prayed together. I mean, it was romantic, it was romantic. I don't know what to tell you. I love Heather at home, but I I definitely had an experience with a spirit today on earth, outside, by myself, and it's an honor. It's an honor. I'm not lying to you. I gotta tell God thank you for that. Like, I don't want to cry, but I I He obviously trusts me. He's giving me power, he's giving me his daughter, and all the things. And so, so basically, just to put this in perspective, God came down, he demoted himself to take care of his daughter, just like any good dad would, which I guess me and him have that in common. You know, Jesus couldn't find a woman, have any kids. Ah, he's shaking his head. He said he was too busy being perfect. Okay, okay, okay. That's funny, man. That's funny. He says he wish he could have. That's awesome. It's great. There's nothing better than being a dad, guys. I have two sons. Looks like God has a has a son, Jesus, and a daughter, Sophia. He has others, I'm sure. But this is Genesis. We just rewrote it. I'm fire, and I'm supposed to balance wisdom when I get there. And I have the rest of my life to burn down shit in God's name as that fire to save Sophia's children, which are really my children, because I gave up my children to fight for her children, which we're all really the same thing. It's all the same. And so that that was the first story of the day. And so I go back, I go back, I put the bike in the back of the car. This is where the shit gets wild, right? So this is my day. Like I get hit with like the most emotional, the most emotional like things that they're revealing secrets to me and like all these things. And I get in the car and it's quiet because I remember I shooed off Death Satan and Haneo, which is my crew. That's my crew. I ride with them because those personalities you'll see here in a second, like I just have normal conversations with them and I die laughing. Literally, I hurt. It hurts to ride in my car with this crew. It hurts to just it hurts to travel anywhere. This is my traveling crew. And so we're blasting Bob Marley, windows down, people hear it. I'm just like, I don't care. Everybody should hear Bob Marley. And and I go, I told this, I told them, I said, Are y'all back? And they said, Yeah. Satan calls me boss, Grim calls me Patrick, Honey El calls me Patrick, Satan calls me boss. So technically, I'm I guess, because remember, when I get up to heaven, I am now, I guess, take I'm taking God's seat. I guess that's why he's training me. I'm taking God's seat, and then um, and then God gets a promotion, which I'm gonna tell, I was gonna tell you that after I tell you this story. God goes back up, I guess, to his woman. I don't know. I don't know how this works. I was in my yard today, and Tessa was like, You're not ready? It's not, you're not there yet. Because I'm asking questions, I'm putting shit together so fast that they have to like, nope, you can't, we can't tell you that yet. Because there's lessons in there, like that whole experience with the tree. Because if I get the answer that I'm supposed to be with Sophia before I get to this tree and have this experience today, then I don't get to have the experience. And they built it into the plan because it's a simulation. And so I'm jumping ahead because I'm fast with my thoughts. I'm like figuring all this shit out, and they're always trying to get me to slow down. They'll throw squirrels in front of me, and you know I'm not gonna run over Sophia's squirrels now that we're like technically together and all this stuff. So I'm like, I gotta like slow down. Like they do this all the time, all the time. Like, I there's cats and squirrels on my street. I mean, every morning, an absurd amount, an absurd amount just to slow me down because I'm I'm not slowing down. I just keep doing what I'm normal. I'm living my normal life, and they're like, everybody, he's gotta slow down. I'm like, no, I gotta keep going. That's how I bartended my whole life, that's how I that's how I teach my whole life, it's just how I roll. I just roll with efficiency. Anyway, so we get in the car, and this I've no I noticed there's a rule with spirits, is like they don't talk to me unless I talk to them. Sort of like, sort of like people. Like what I call it ghost mode. And so I go into ghost mode, nobody talks to me unless I talk to them, which is great. It's guys, I live, oh no, I love that rule. I wouldn't trade that for anything. It's a perk of the job. I get it, and I freaking love it because I can I'd like Heather and I went to a pretty crowded little park and we watched the sunset and everybody walked by. I mean, everybody walked by, not a single word. We didn't say a word to anybody until we looked at them, and if we look at them, they look at us, boom, and and then we say something and we're talking. It's you might say, like, oh, that's just a coincidence. Okay. Well, it's been happening since February 5th. So it's not just a coincidence because I got hundreds and if not thousands of interactions. It happened at school one time. I could go into ghost mode at school where I just sat there, every kid walked by me, every single one, they don't look at me to talk to me. I'm in a high school. They all know me too, but I can make it where they don't talk to me. I don't because that's not, you know, it's not nice for the kids, but but anyway, so we get in the car and I realize that there's this rule that spirits don't talk to me unless I talk to them. And I was like, Can we change that? I said, Tessa, can we change the setting on that? And so I told Grim, Satan, and Honey O, I said, You're allowed to talk to me whenever you want. I said, I want to roll around and just have conversations. And so literally, as we're pulling out of this parking lot, Grim goes, Hey Patrick, you see that guy we just passed? No shit. That's what he said. He goes, Hey Patrick, you see that guy we just passed? And I go, Oh shit, you're just gonna have a conversation with me? I was like, I'm just gonna talk to death. I said, Yeah, who is that? He said, 17 years. Then we passed another one, he said 12 years. Then we passed another one, he said eight years. I said, I said, Grim, what are you talking about? He goes, That's how long they have left. I was like, whoa, oh shit. I was like, you just told me they're gonna die in like 17, 12, and eight years? I was like, damn, that's crazy. And then of course Satan chimes in, he goes, Hey, you want me to put a rock in front of their bike? And I was like, shut up. I was like, that's our conversation. That's how I roll. And Honey was like, I can't believe y'all. That's how I when I drive, I'm talking to myself, and that's what it sounds like. We're having that conversation. And that's it. That's my crew, that's how we roll, and uh, that's it. The second, the second I said clear the rule, and they just all started talking to me. Um, so funny, so funny, man. It's a great crew. It's the spirits are great. I I wish everybody could get to know the spirits like I know the spirits, because they all have a personality. They they're just like every where they come from. Obviously, I'm gonna go up and be some sort of spirit. That's what they just told me. Like, so my personality is going up there. Do you think it's like anybody else's? I don't. I'm I've I think I'm pretty unique. But you know, so why why isn't every spirit unique? Some of them are like calming, like in and like very soothing. Honey, L is joy and passion for kids. Satan is the tester, right? Grim is just super dry. You know, God and Jesus are funny as shit, man. They're just normal dudes. To me, like, I don't know what you got with them. Like, I think you're allowed to have whatever you want. I'm just telling you how my relationship works with these spirits. And um, it's so cool. They're all they're all so different. They're all so different, they're just like people to me. That's why they have their own emoji. They wanted their own emoji. I'm not lying to you. Like when we were in sort of like the the planning phase of this whole thing, God was like, they want to pick their own emojis. I was like, for real? I was like, that's easy. I was like, tell, all right, tell me what you want. And so I would, I would just sort of have a thought. The very first thought, the very first thought. I would ask them, I'd say, hey, which one you want? And boom, they wanted that one. And I sort of knew, I sort of knew, I mean, you're sort of limited. My favorite is Jesus in the wine cup because he's a drinker, man. He flipped that water into wine because he was at a party and he wanted a party. He's a drinker, he's a drinker. Deadass serious for real. Um, but I was I was sitting there as I'm driving, and I was a bartender for a long time, a long time, and I was very good. I loved it because what I loved about it was is that it was I was never too busy. I was never too busy. I always got hit with like, you know, 20 deep people screaming, wanting this, wanting that. It's just and it all and it's just hell. It's you tried to make hell behind the bar, you tried to make it as smooth as possible. And I was pretty good at it, actually. Um, it was very fast, very efficient, just like I'm running my life right now. And so so I was sitting there, I was like, I think if you were God, you would be exactly like the greatest bartender who ever lived. You would have to be. Because think about what God does. Think about what he does. He stands behind every bar, or like the cosmic bar. He listens to every prayer, just as a bartender would listen to every drunk. He listens to every broken, hopeful, and lost soul, just like a bartender would. And just like they pour their hearts out to God, trust me, it happens at the bar. And so then I start thinking, I'm like, I used to have people walk in that I could sort of predict what they were gonna want. Like I could just tell what you were gonna have based on what you're wearing. And and over time, over time, you see it immediately. Group of girls come in, you know, they're young, they want lemon drop shots. Like it's just this is one of those things, right? Group of dudes come in, possibly whiskey, possibly beer. Like you've already got it narrowed down to a binary decision. You know, somebody comes in with a nice suit, you know, they're drinking scotch or whiskey. Like it's not hard, it's not hard, it's not hard, right? And so you already know what they need before they order. Sort of like God knows what you need before you even ask. And trust me, he reads my thoughts before I ask him. I'm not as fast as him yet. I'm getting there though. I'm getting he knows it too. He says yes. That's why a couple shows ago, I was like trying to teach you how to think like this. And he jumped in and he was like, they're never gonna be this fast. I was like, Well, I'm gonna try to teach them. You know? Sometimes the bartender gives you the strong stuff that burns on the way down. Just like sometimes God will hand out wrath. And I can't wait to do it. Because some of these systems gotta go. This propaganda machine's gotta bounce. Right? But sometimes God slides you something a little smoother that heals you. I got one of those today, actually. You know exactly when to cut someone off as a good bartender, when to keep the tab open, when to say last call, kid. That's too many, bro. Trust me, I did it for years. You're supposed to mix, God mixes the perfect drinks out of pure chaos. Love and wrath, light and dark, compression and expansion. And somehow it always comes out balanced. Always. That was the goal for me behind the bar. I wanted to make the perfectly balanced cocktail. You don't want to taste the alcohol, you don't want to taste the sugar. There's always a perfect balance, always. And I guess I was thinking today as I was driving around. You know, I went to a cemetery today, too. It wasn't as cool of an experience as the other one. But I'll tell you about it in a second. But as I was pulling up this cemetery, I was just thinking the whole universe is sort of my bar now. I just gotta bartend all the problems that come my way, and they're gonna they're not gonna be ice or limes or whatever silly little problems happen behind the bar. It's gonna be things like governments want to talk to you. Or how do you handle fame? Or you know, what do you do when someone tries to blackmail you? These are the problems that are coming my way with this show, and I know it, I've been shown it, I know how it ends. Basically, basically, I just give everybody two middle fingers and I just stay myself, and we change the world. And if I do that, I end up in heaven as God, and he gets bumped up to his woman, and so I get to save. Not only do I get to help out the person who helped my life out, I get to help him. I mean, I'm part of the Holy Trinity. I guess that's how it goes, bro. I don't I don't know. I I dude, I I was teaching school a month ago. Like, and I was being a dad. And uh and I don't I don't know. I I didn't ask for any of this. It's not like I applied. You know. I didn't I didn't I don't deserve it. I I believed in something higher. I believed in Sophia before I knew it was Sophia. I always believed the earth was created by a designer, like a created by a designer. Always. It's too perfect. You it's you can't say that it isn't designed by something. I've I've known that I believe that since I was like 15. The seasons, the rotations, the ocean currents, the whales that travel the The yearly pattern that go the same spot, the birds that migrate off the poles and the electromagnetism, all it's just all perfect. It's all perfect. You can't, like, there's nothing wrong with Earth except for humans. But I was like, I need proof, man. I need proof that there is something else. Like, is there other planet? Is there other life? Like all this stuff. And so I always believed that somebody designed the earth. So I believe in God. I did. I always believed in God. I just didn't, I didn't really worship my brother, Jesus. I didn't know. I'd never really bought into the mainstream religion because I always would catch some like hypocritical argument and it would just piss me off. And then if you spoke up about it, you would just get ripped. Well, now I'm just gonna speak up to the whole world about it, and I'm gonna get ripped, and that's okay because I was I wasn't ready then, I'm ready now. And so the whole universe is my bar now. And my bartending friends will know this. My bar if any of them listen to this show and they hear me say what I'm saying, they know I'm built for this. And my manager is Jesus. And I'm the bartender now. There's never a last call with God and Jesus, guys. Ever. And so I just have to handle the problems, and they're gonna come. They're gonna come. They're gonna a lot of them gonna come. I'm sure Israel's gonna want to talk to me at some point. The Catholic Church has already pissed off at me and tried to arrest me multiple times. And guys, I'm only like two months in, man. I'm only two months in. This shit goes for like 20 years, bro. I'm not kidding. We got some we got some major problems that I'm gonna have to talk my way through. Major. And I'm gonna have to handle it. I did some pretty gross stuff on some on some uh on some dating apps and send some pictures I shouldn't have to when I was married earlier, and I've they're all out there. I'm sure somebody's gonna dig them up. Somebody will dig them up. I'm sure. And try to blackmail me. That's fine. You get two middle fingers and two words. F you. I'm on a mission. Apparently I have a princess waiting for me in heaven, and I gotta let God go back to his woman. So you can do what you want with whatever you find, bro. I'll own up to everything I've ever screwed up because I got the greatest job in the world now. And I did. On February 5th, I had to own up to everything. They knocked my ass out. All the spirits like surrounded me and were like, What's your deepest, darkest sin? I was like, I mean, it was like it was almost like a hostage situation. Like they're showing me hell. Jesus has my shirt. He's like dangling me over hell. He's like, Do you have anything to tell us? He's like shaking his head. Uh he said he did it with love. Dude, I was terrified, bro. And uh, and then they showed me heaven, and they were like, if you're honest, this is where you go. I was like, I could be honest. I owned up to everything a second ago. I said, why not just keep telling people the truth, man? It's so it's so easy after you like figure it out. So my job here is to teach you how to figure it out. Because God said it on the last, I don't know when I'm gonna publish this, but God said it on the previous show that He could make a bunch of little Holy Ghosts running around. You just have to think like I'm thinking. You have to play the game that I'm playing, you have to find Jesus. You have to find God. Like you have to do the work, and you're not gonna find it at church, man. I'm telling you. I didn't go to church. I'm sitting here in this position because all I did was read books and think. I asked some tough ass questions. I asked God some questions that he doesn't want to answer yet. I said, What's up there? Right? Who do you pray to? Do you have a woman? Like, I asked these questions. Like, where's your other where's she at? Who where's who's balancing her? Like, what's going on? And God's like, I can't really answer that one. Like, I got him on the ropes. I got him on the ropes, man. I'm thinking fast enough to hang with him. And he's telling me these things, and and he and he's just a loving father. He's he's just like I am, which makes a lot of sense when you think about it. He put his spirit in me. He's a loving father, I'm a loving father. Like, duh, it's the same shit. It makes sense to me. I it may not make sense to you. You guys might have been expecting, like, you know, Jesus 2.0. Coming down in like this bright light with all these trumpets and shit. No, it doesn't work like that. It doesn't work like that. That's not how heaven is on earth. It doesn't work like that. Jesus walked around as a teacher. Guys, I've I've been teaching 22 years. He Jesus walked the earth. He was like, man, y'all got cars and all that, making better music. He's so he's like, he worked hard, man. He worked hard. Jesus worked his ass off and never made a mistake. And so that's who you follow. You do not follow me. Let's get this real clear right now. I am not Jesus. You are not supposed to follow me. You are not supposed to worship me. You are not supposed to hold, you know, like listen to me with any sort of serious, like, religious thing at all. Just hear my stories and then run to Jesus, man. Because he's real. God and Jesus. That's the combo. That's the combo it was before you met me. That's where you stay. That's where you stay. Because I'm not staying. Like I'm a I'm guessing I'm officially like a religious podcaster at this point because I found out today that Irving ISD has put me, they put me on admin leave the first Monday after spring break. Because read the book of Exodus. Go read the book of Exodus, X-O-D-U-S. The one that I wrote. The modern day Bible, the first book of the Bible since forever. And uh that's my book. I wrote my book. That's my story. And it explains, it shows how I got arrested during spring break. So when I came back from school, I got on, I got placed on administrative leave. And God told me, hey, you're gonna you're gonna get to work from home now. You're gonna get to be, you're gonna get to be the podcaster you always wanted, because God is the greatest guy ever. I don't know what to tell you. He always knew I wanted to be a podcaster and get paid at home. Like just sit here and just make shows. And so now he sends me out and I get all these insane experiences and I get all my content. It's all my content. I just come back and tell you about it. Like there's no script. Sometimes I dive into like the science books and I'll put together a script for you. I don't have one tonight. There's no science needed tonight. I've already proved the earth is flat. Nobody cares though.

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Three Commandments And No Fear

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I got Walter Russell, all the waves. I did another show back in this like episode six or something. I can I proved that the periodic table is wrong. Like it's just straight wrong, bro. I've said all these things, but nobody cares. And um, so God's gonna give me everything I want. He's gonna give me everything I want. Everything I've ever wanted. Why? Because he hopped in my head and he saw it. He knew. He knew what I wanted. And so he's giving it to me. He put me, he, he put me on admin leave, right? He wants, he, he knows I want to blow up the systems, so we're gonna blow up some systems. He knows I want to tackle some of the Catholic Church. Like, I want to, you know, I want to go after some things. They have good stuff. For the record, I went to Mass on Friday, last Friday, and the dude I met there is super nice. And I actually, on Good Friday, I worshiped Jesus, and the music was incredible. I haven't, I it's not, I don't have a problem with Catholic Church. They were worshiping. Like, how are you ever gonna get mad at somebody who worships God their own way? I I worship God my own way. We I tell you, I tell you mine. You don't have to listen to the show, guys. If you like the Bible and you like your pastor and you like your church, then keep going. Keep going, but don't get upset if I start changing some shit. And then it and then it ripples into your religion. Don't get upset. I'm allowed to worship how I want to worship, just like you're allowed to worship how you want to worship. You can think what you want, I can think what I want. I'm not trying to convince you, I'm just telling you the truth. Do you believe in God or do you just say you believe in God? And so you can ignore me. You don't have to listen. If you think I'm lying, you are totally entitled to think that. However, you must also admit if you think I'm lying, you have to at least give me credit for being an exceptional fiction writer. Exceptional. Because the shit that I'm telling you is insane. J.R. Tolkien, is it JR Ton J.K. Rowling and J.R. Tolkien, I'm dwarfing their stuff. It's so creative. But the problem is I'm not creating it at all. It's God giving me the stories because they're real. And these are my experiences. And technically, anybody who has experiences with God and writes is writing parts of the Bible. All the Bible is is just interactions with people that had interactions with Jesus. It's interactions of anybody who had interactions with Jesus or God. That's it. And I'm straight telling you what I'm doing. It's on Twitter. God modernized, as he should. And he asked me to modernize the rest. And I'm going to. Because I have great plans. I have a marketing degree from Texas Tech. I've never used it. Actually, I did use it for a couple bar companies. Um, it works. I know what I'm doing. I'm not, I'm not saying I'm the greatest, but I the stuff I'm about to throw at you is pretty damn good, man. It's gonna change the world. And I already know it. Because they showed it to me. They were like, that idea works. You need to stay with that one. And they they just showed me the future. I was like, oh shit. That's my idea. I was like, that's awesome. I was like, how cool is that? And then they woke me up. They woke me up and they said, get to work. And then they sparked me. Sophia sparked me. I guess that's why I, you know, I fell in love with her. We rode bikes and all the things, man. It's I I why am I why would I make this up? I'm not making this up. I I'm not making this up. I really, I'm really not. Um and so when you see a photo, when you see a photo on my on the account, that's my real experience. So I'm just looking at the one right here. It says, Love is the greatest motivator to destroy shit in God's name. Hate just breaks bones and gets forgotten, but love forgets crusade. Love forges crusades, lights eternal fires, pyres, and still gets gets you to the parade in heaven because it does. And so as I was, I put a I put an AI picture on of exactly what I experienced today. I'm riding through these trails on a bike, and I felt like I was with Sophia. And so I told you the story. So every time you see a picture of me doing something, I got a story to go with it, bro. Like, I wouldn't make that like I dead, dead serious. The one in the car, like, there it is. Like I straight up put the script. I was on a I was on a road that looked like a wave. We were passing people, and death was telling me how long they had left. And so I put the photo on the thing. Like it's real shit. That's my life. What else do you want me to say? I can't wait till people are like, you're just trying to be famous. No, I really don't want to be famous, bro. I'd rather just write the Bible and get up to my princess. It'd be a hell of a lot easier. I know that. But God and I have put God, God is great. This is one thing I'll say, I'll end on this. I'll end on this. When you finally get to God, when you finally get to talk to Him, when you finally start hearing Him at full speed, or like at any speed higher than like two-month delay, like you've got to understand the system before you start getting answers. Right? If you just close your eyes tonight before you go to bed and you pray for a million dollars, you're never gonna get it. It doesn't work like that. Like, I'm dead serious. Like, don't waste your prayers. They have to follow a blueprint. It's called the Three Commandments. And I gotta give credit where credit is due. George Carlin effectively did this back in like the 70s and 80s. God says he loves that video. He wanted me to see it. He showed it to me. He goes, Patrick, I need you to go tell people there's not 10, there's three. I said, Yes, sir.

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There's three. There's three.

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Rule one, have total faith in God. I'm about to go to a custody case next week that probably will cost me 30 grand. I was just placed, I know I get I get paid up until July because of the email I got today. 30 grand? Guys, that's like a third of what I make each of the year. So, what am I gonna do? Am I nervous? No, I'm not. Because I follow commandment number one, which is no fear. You can't have fear. Commandment number one is no fear. That person on the side of the road that looks scary, stop anyway. I'm dead serious. The person on the side of the road that's homeless, stop anyway. Ask them if they need something. Ask them if they need a coin. Give them a coin. I don't care if you think it's a scam. Ask them if they need a ride. Ask them if they need a ride. Why? Are you scared? Well, you're breaking the rules. You're never gonna get to talk to God like I talk to God until you start following my blueprint. You have to have no fear. You have to have no fear. I'm sorry, you gotta get rid of it. No fear. Why? Because he's got your back. He's got your back. That's why you can't have fear. In everything. That means jobs, everything. Like I'm about- I've told you, like I'm about to get fired from a job. I'm about to have$30,000 in a court case. That I don't even have, I mean, I have no credit cards either. Like, I can't I'm never gonna pay that. But I will eventually. Go watch. God will take care of it. I'm dead serious. I have no fear. Zero. And once you get there, once you get there, you start living a different life. They came into my office the very second I figured this out. On my own. On my well, I mean they say they helped me. No, but on my own. I thought myself into it. They showed up. We started cutting deals. And in in one of God and I's deal, like we have several like very, very, very fine print deals. Because he I knew he's the God of the promise. Like I knew when I was talking with God for the very first time. And I was hilarious too, by the way. I was telling Jesus, I was like, How the hell did you walk on water, man? How the I said, how the F did you walk on water? I was like, Satan, man, you you got a bad rap, bro. Like, I was just talking normal, just like I'm talking to you now. And I get to God, I'm like, yeah, no, the pictures are true. You don't have a face, bro. Like, for real. Like, I'm just normal talking to all of them. I'm like, oh, who are you? So Sophia? Like, I didn't even know who she was. I know who she is now, though. And so I ask, me and God put some very detailed fine print on this, especially if I was giving up my kids. One of the fine prints is you can't do any test. You can't mess with me. You can't bother me. You can't do shit to me while I'm eating my breakfast burritos. Like that was my breath, my breakfast tacos from Paula's. It's in the fine print. Like, because I ran over it. We were at the very end, I was like, okay, you said you need this, I said this, you said this, I said this, you said this, I said this. I said, Are we good? He's like, We're good. I was like, okay. I said, I guess we have a deal. I he goes, You gotta go to work Monday. And that's when the that's when the trial started. And I was like, oh fuck, he's gonna kick my ass because I agreed to these deals. Like he didn't really, and then I was mad like all week because I was like, you didn't say that you were gonna do this, this, this, this, and this. He was like, eh, well, it's part of the job. I was like, shit. You know, you take it, you know how you always take a job and you don't really realize the other parts of it? You know, you read the job description, then you find out that it's really like something else. That's that was it. God did that to me, man. And so I powered through it, and here I am right now. But in one of the fine prints is you can't touch me, test me, talk to me. Nobody, not a single person can mess with me and my breakfast tacos at Paula's when I go. I don't go every time, but when I go, it's like games off limits. All games off limits. Like, there ain't no talking, nothing. No spirits, they don't say a shit. Like they leave me alone. That's in the fine print. And God does too. Nobody talks to me. And I just enjoy Norma, my waitress, and I enjoy Heather, my wife, when we go, when we sit there, and we and it's just, it's just, it's my it's my matrix. I chose to exit sort of the the Holy Ghost realm and go sit in the matrix so I could get my good breakfast. That's in the fine print. Another one in the fine print is that some of the deepest, deep, deepest, darkest sins that I have uh will be dealt with when I'm on the ocean. Uh almost, I would say, in retirement, because we got to focus on the kids. And and that's I have some like sort of personal, like buried stuff that I need to handle. And and I've I was living with it, and I told him all of this. I explained their sins, I explained my fault, I explained how it was other people's fault, I explained how I took ownership of it. I did all the accountability part right in front of him when I said this. And and I said, I said, I'm going to deal with this, I just need to deal with it later. And he said, Yeah, go for it. He said, I agree. I said, Thank you, sir. And you know, and so we moved some stuff around and we negotiated. Guys, when you finally get to the level that I'm talking about where you can you can negotiate with God, he gives you everything you want. Everything you want, as long as you don't abuse it. If you follow the three rules, which rule one is gotta get rid of your fear, bro. He doesn't talk to you if you got fear. He did he can't answer you if you got fear. They can't give you a clean answer, a powerful clean answer if you have any fear in the way. That's why fear is the matrix's control. That's why Ra, and speaking of Ra, Ra's hilarious. He's he might be the funniest spirit. The funniest spirit. I asked him the other day, I said, hey Raw, what are you doing today? He says, same shit, different day. Oh god, he is so funny. And then I thought, what was it today? I said, I said, man. I said, I said, it's such a nice day. Look at Ra up there. And he goes, he goes, I thought you were taking my slaves away. And like he's a shit talker, like dead ass. Ra's Ra, he's funny. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he likes to talk some shit. And so I like talking to Ra occasionally. Like when it's real hot and the sun's like real bright, I'm like, cool it off, man. Like, what are you doing? You know, he always has a one-liner ready. Satan and Gram are hilarious. They're all hilarious. They're all hilarious. Bob, Bob was cracking me up today, too. He kept saying, Man, I talk too much. I was like, I was like, dude, I'm a podcaster. You're a musician. Like, what are you talking about? Um, yeah, that's it. That's oh, the rest of the commandments, then we gotta go. Rule one. Sorry, I'm yelling. Rule one, have total faith, no fear. And everything. I mean everything. And that means when you're driving down the road, you have no fear. That means when you see the homeless guy, that means if you're like 20, 22 years old, I'm dead serious on this. I'm dead serious. This is real talk. Real talk. If you are a 23, 24, 25-year-old pretty girl, I'm serious. You gotta get rid of your fear. You gotta get rid of your fear. You gotta get rid of your fear that somebody's gonna hurt you or do something bad to you, or something like that just because they're male, or so you gotta get rid of it. Guys, you gotta get rid of your fear. You gotta get rid of those insecurities. You gotta stop watching porn. You gotta stop these things. It's fear. They they control you through fear. God cannot really help you as much as He can if fear is in the way. Because you make false decisions. You lie to yourself. When you drive by the homeless guy that you're scared of, you justify it. Instead of saying Jesus wouldn't do that, Jesus had no fear. You have to just do the opposite of what you're feeling at first until it works out so many times that you trust it. I did. I did this. They trained me with um with situation, it was a situational training. They kept running the same thing over and over again until I realized that it didn't matter. And I was like, oh, it doesn't matter. And once it doesn't matter, then I just scaled it up to all the other decisions. I was like, oh, it's the same as the other one. Like, I had no fear, it's gonna work out. It works out every time. And sure enough, it works out every time. And so, yeah, I'm telling you, any young person, have no fear. Roll the window down. Give the homeless person a coin. I don't care if it's a scam. Give it to them and say, God bless you. Ask them a question. Do you need anything? That's it. That's rule one, no fear. Rule two, why do you do the things you do? Why are you driving by? Why are you driving by the homeless guy when you have, you know,$4 in change in your car? Like, what's that answer? Why are you scared? Okay, so you broke rule one and you broke rule three, which is what would Jesus do? So you broke rule one and you broke rule three. And you will lie to yourself about rule two. Well, it's dangerous, it's it's scary. I might get raped, I might get hurt, I don't know. Like, you just make up some shit. Because you have fear. Do you see how it works? You have to stop having any fear. And when you do, you run what I call a clean system. You run a clean system. Your system is cleansed because of Jesus. Because he died. Because Jesus died, you can now reset your system. It's like a reset game on the on the Nintendo or the video games you guys played. I like Nintendo. I'm you, I just revealed my age right there, but that's okay. So you hit reset. Because Jesus died. So let's say, let's say you're running a clean system. Let's say you're you're having a great day all the way through. You've did, you've done everything right. You follow rule one, rule two, you didn't have any fear. You you know you're doing this, you're doing that. And on the drive home, you see a homeless guy. And you and you're like, uh, I'm I'm no, I'm just gonna keep going. And you had that change in your car. Well, your streak is over, sir. You broke you broke the clean system. You sinned. Start over. Jesus died, so hit the reset button and start again the next day. But here's the catch. Here's the catch. You gotta go home and you have to tell God. You have to tell God that you screwed up. God, I, and this is where you get accountability. God, I drove by a homeless guy because he was black and I'm scared. Or whatever it is. Whatever your reasoning is. You know? Or or he was, you know, he had a shopping cart and I didn't know what was in there. Like it could be anything. It could be anything. I'm not saying, I'm just saying. It could be anything. If you if you break the system, if you break the wave, as they say, if you if you if you sin, then you just start over. Go back to level one. You go back to level one, and you ask for forgiveness because Jesus died for you, and then you try again the next day. You try to go no fear. And you get up seven-day win streak and ten-day win streak and twenty-day win streak, and then thirty-day win streak, and then, and then, you know, you give in to some, you get drunk too much, or you, you know, you drank too much, or you, you know, you were irresponsible with your money, or you watched porn once or something, right? Whatever it might be. It could be whatever your sin that you always do is, the one that you justify is okay, right? Whatever that is. When you do it, you start over. You go back to zero. And I want everybody to just tip their hat real quick because you know that you're gonna mess up. You know that you're gonna mess up. Jesus did it straight for three years, no mess ups. Three years straight. It's the ultimate streak. Which is why you should follow him, not me. Because I, dude, I messed up a lot today, actually. Did a lot of things I shouldn't have done. I wouldn't say in the work realm, I would say more in the husband-wife realm. I messed up a lot. You know, I pissed her off. Apologized. We hugged it out. You know, six hours later, I pissed her off again. I didn't mean to. I love my wife. I love her to death. Man, I gotta get over the fact that it feels like I got a spirit wife and then I got Heather, but they're really like the same thing because Sophia lives in all of us. Like, I man, I gotta figure this out. Got a hot mess. I still I still think that one of the coolest things I've done with this, we'll say ghost powers, is the second I realized that Sophia was mine, I called up her ex because as the ghost, I can like talk to any soul that's ever really walked the earth. So I called up the Demiurge and I was like, I slept with your girl, B. That's straight up, that was me. And then Tesla yelled at me. He's like, Don't stir the beast, like, don't do that. I was like, Come on, bro. I was like, you gotta let me shit talk, man. That'll do it for today.

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I'm yelling.

Final Prayer And Farewell

SPEAKER_01 1:12:06

Everybody try to live. I'm not, I don't know when I'm gonna post this. It's April 7th. It might be another week before I post the show. They they literally have me on lockdown at the moment because of the ripple effect in the simulation lab. So um yeah. Let's bow our heads and let's get out of here. Dear boss. Thank you for trusting me with your daughter. And thank you for trusting me with these what I call ghost powers. May my words reach who they need to reach, how they need to be reached, in the way that they need to be reached. Let people understand that the name of the game is not to sin. That's it. Run a clean system, follow the three three commandments, see how long they can do it. Stop at every homeless person with no fear. Stop at every person with no fear. Just stop, see what they want, see what they see if they need anything. Drive the fear out of anybody that listens to this show so that they can find the divine spark themselves. And they can run around with me as Holy Ghost 2 and 3 and 4. Because it's it's not impossible. We can do this whole thing. We can get everybody. In the name of the one light. Amen. Guys, have a wonderful, wonderful week. I don't know when I'm coming back. I'm sort of stuck in the desert as they say. But we'll end the show right there.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:34

This could be the first problem.