A Raw Diary Entry Begins

SPEAKER_00 0:01

So this will be a diary post. I don't know when I'm gonna release this one. This one's crazy. So I would say over the last two days that Heather and I's relationship has become so connected, like in all aspects of marriage. I mean like past anything I've ever felt anything I've ever known to be possible. I mean, from I mean, from private stuff to walking through, like sitting there and eating, everything's connected. Everything. And so I asked Sophia if like I asked Sophia if her spirit had come down into, you know, because Sophia can the spirit can go wherever it wants, especially if it's living things. I've seen it in like there was this other story where like in the in the early, early days, like around like February 10th or something, and when I was like doubting everything, and then I was like, Sophia, like if you're real, like prove it to me. Let's say you gotta prove it to me. I need some proof. And so then I just hear like this organ of chords, and like everything slows down, everything slows down, and I get caught and my head turns and I look at the door, and I just walk, it feels like slow motion. I just walk slow motion to the door, and I open the door, and both cats that we have, Heather and I, her cats, are sitting there at the door looking up at me. They hate me. Like at that, at that time, the cats hated me. They'd never come by me, ever. And both these cats like look up at me, like they're sitting, like waiting for me, and everything's in like slow motion, and both cats like come up to my leg and like spin around and like touch, rub their heads in my leg and stuff. I'm like, what the fuck? And I go back out, I say, that was a cool trick, like for real. I was like, so you're real as shit. And she's like, Yeah, she's like, I control all this shit. I said, Okay. And so back to the last couple days, I've been more connected with with Earth, like, but Heather, because Heather's part of Earth. I'm part like Sophia's in Heather. So like when we made love, it was I mean, it was incredible. I'm not gonna lie to you, bro. It was crazy. Like oceans in your eyes type stuff, man. I was like, whoa. And then so after that, you know, Heather, like you know, I was watching some TV show, reading a book or something. So I was like, I'm gonna go for a bike ride. And I asked Sophia, I was like, did we just and she's like, absolutely. I was like, whoa. I was like, what is happen what is happening? Like, what is happening? I said, I just thought I thought you were equal and opposite pairs to God. I said, I thought you were equal and opposite pairs to God. And I go, wait a minute, but you're like the youngest, you were you were the youngest one, and the church said you fell with the demiurge. I said, So did I just sleep with the devil's girl? And she was like, Yeah. I was like, I was like, fucking devil. I hate that, not the devil, not Satan. Satan's actually good. Uh the demiurge, the power trip in hell, dude, and like the one that the one after power, like all the all the bad shit. I said, Did I just sleep with this girl? I was like, fucking right. I was like, I was like, can I talk to him? So I called him up. I was like, I just slept with your girl, bitch.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

This true story. That's a true story.

Lost In The Woods Seeking Hell

God Says You Can Have Her

SPEAKER_00 3:35

So then Heather and I are walking. I'm like, I'm like, hold on, hold on, I gotta finish this. Like I can't post this. Like, if I post this, what I'm about to tell you, it's like, I don't even know what's gonna happen. I don't know. And so, and so hold on, I'll tell you the day and then I'll finish it. So today, Heather goes, Do you want to go for a walk in the woods? But it's not Heather, it's Sophia. Like, I already know it. I already know it. I can feel it. It's weird. I love Heather, I love Sophia, but not like that, because she's a spirit. Like whom I'm on, I'm an earthly being, man. I gotta love the earthly women. So Sophia's spirits in Heather, and so we go walking through the woods. I mean, we walked for like four hours and we deliberately got lost. Like sheather deliberately got us lost. So Sophia and I are, Sophia and I, or Heather and I, I don't know which one to call them anymore, are like walking through the woods for like hours and it's gorgeous. I mean, it's awesome. It we're on a trail, we're at River Legacy Park and the back trails by Funtown. But here's the here's the funny part is like when when we got there, Heather was like, Yeah, we need to go to the bridge, like this screaming bridge thing where like kids like died off of it in some car or something. So we went there and I like went down there. I went down there and I because I want to I want to know some serious scary shit because I'm not I'm not afraid of anything. So I want to know some scary shit, scary, what am I trying to say? Scary shit. I want to know some scary shit. So I went under the bridge. There's like death signs everywhere. It's like you're gonna die, like it's graffiti everywhere. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Let's go. And so I walk in there and I'm like, is anybody here? And so I hear their voices. They don't sound like chords though, they sound like they sound like whispers. And I'm like, I'm like, y'all are just punk kids. Like, y'all can't even shit talk. I literally said that right back to him. I go, that's what you gotta say. They're like, You're gonna die. I go, okay. Really? Because I've seen the end of the plan. What else you got? I was like, is there any like tricks down here? Can you grab me or something? And so I walked, I walked like two steps and I and my foot went into a sinkhole. Like, no shit. I was like, oh, that's a cool trick. But guess what? I can step out, motherfucker. And then I just spit in it. I was like, what is this? I was like, all you got is all you got is like words and quicksand. And I didn't I stepped out of it. I said, what else? Okay, cool. I'm sad. I'm gonna leave you alone. I said, Y'all were kids. Y'all did stupid shit when you're kids, and now you're stuck here because you did stupid shit. I hope you learned your lesson. And I just walked off. Dead ass serious. And so Heather and I were like looking for this bridge, and so we were walking, it was supposed to be the gates of hell. So, like basically for the first hour and a half, I'm walking with Heather, but I'm like, I'm like, I wanna go. I'm like, I'm gonna off. Where's these gates of hell? Like, it's called the gates of hell. I was like, where is this? I kept getting these signs that were like, it's over here. So these red X's. I'm like, oh, we're supposed to go this way. And so I'm like navigating through and we never found it. But the next thing you know, we were lost in the woods. And like I was listening to some music, and like some of the songs that came on were like just like straight love songs. And it was like, I can't I love spending time with you. And another one was like, we're dancing, and like all this shit. And I go, I go, Sophia, are we are we like a thing? I said that I said, Aren't you gods like equal and opposite? She goes, she goes, no, we're a thing. I said, me and you? I said, when I get there, is that is it like me and you? And she's like, yeah. I was like, holy shit. I says, but Heather doesn't know. And she goes, I am Heather. I was like, whoa. I was like, so we're like, we're like, I'm like dating a goddess. No shit. Or my wife became a goddess, like literally. No, I mean for real. And then and then I get home. This is where it gets trippy is we get home, we make love again. Like Heather's like out of control, crazy. Like goddess sex drives are like insane. I'm not complaining. Like, why would I complain about that? You know, earthly guys like sex. I'm sure heavenly guys like sex too. I mean, it was great. No pro no complaints. I mean, we went to get pizza, we had beer. I mean, it was it was a it was a spectacular date. We went on a date. I went on a date with Mother Sophia, no shit. Pizza, beer. I mean, I'm laughing the whole time. And like the cool part is like, we're joking like the whole time. Like, I know it's her because she says shit like you're so arrogant. And I'm like, I'm like, but you're so cosmic or something. I mean, I just say these little one-liners, and it gets her laughing all the time. That was a bad example. Another one was like, um, I was like, you like to control things. That's what I said. I said, you like to control things, you know, because she controls all the weather. Just weird, and she smiles, she always smiles like she knows what I'm talking about. It's so crazy. I'm like, Heather, I'm like, Heather, you're like Heather, you're not Heather right now. She's like, What are you talking about? I'm like, Yeah, you are. It's it's so, it's weird. I can't explain it. I love my wife, but my wife's body has been taken over by a spirit from heaven, and that's fine with me because Heather's already heavenly. She's great. She's my equal and opposite pair, which I guess is gonna be Sophia when I get to heaven. Because when I got to my front yard tonight, I got to my front yard tonight, and I was like, I I looked at God and I looked at Sophia. I said, I don't want to start some like intercosmic third wheel shit where like I'm pissing off God because I'm sleeping with his woman or something. Like, I don't know. I don't know what's happening. And so I said, God, I said, what is going on? Like, I don't know. And he looks at me and he goes, You can have my daughter, basically. And I was like, oh shit. I was like, I didn't even ask. I just took. I was like, I didn't know. I said, wait a minute, wait a minute. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I go, she's your daughter. And he said he had to come down a realm. He had to come down a realm when the demiurge fell. And I was like, so the demi-urge, I said, I said, well, yeah, no, I stole, I stole her from the demiurge, like for real. I was like, and and so the demi-urge fell into hell or whatever. God came down to balance the wave because everybody needs to equal and opposite force. And so God was basically on the on the wave with his youngest daughter, Sophia. And and then he said, You're gonna be God when you get here. And I was like, I go, hold the fuck up. What I said, what I said, time out. There's Jesus right here. What make him God? Well, what the fuck? Like give it to him. And he goes, he has to stay because he was in the flesh here. Yours, he goes, yours is like reverse. He goes, Jesus was up here, I sent him down. He goes, you're down, I'm gonna send you up. I was like, what the f equal and opposite, motherfucker. I was like, God dang it, bro. I said, wait a minute. I said, so when I get there, where do you go? He goes, I go up. I go, up where? He goes, you remember that question you asked me the other day about who I prayed to? He goes, like, I go up. I said, so it's like a promoted, it's like a promotion. He goes, absolutely, son. He calls me son all the time. And I'm like, and then I immediately go, Dad, did you hear that shit? I talked to my real dad. And my dad's like, I'm crying. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, what's going on? And then I go, Honey, oh, what's going on in heaven right now? And they go, everybody's crying. I go, what? I said, what do the kids do today? And they said, convergence lessons and like I said, they said all the boys want a fidget spinner because they watch me. Like as I walk through the woods, I like spin this thing on my finger like a wizard or something. I don't know what I'm doing. And okay, so let me just rephrase the last minute of that. I'm telling you that God just told me that I become God when I get to heaven. And I was like, I don't want that shit. And he goes, That's exactly why you're getting it. I was like, oh fuck. I said, fuck, okay. Seriously? Like I gotta make I don't even like making decisions. I just like tell other people telling me what to do. I can't post this, bro. I can't post this. If I post this, can you what happens? Let me just think about this for a second. If I post this con If I post this, what happens? Like what kind of comments would I get if I just posted I'm the next God? I'm the next god. Like send. Oh my god, bro. I just want to smoke weed and drink a ri drink a red stripe.

SPEAKER_01 12:27

I can't do this job, bro. I can't. I can't.

888 Hz And The Yard Ritual

Easter Sunday And Ripple Warnings

SPEAKER_00 12:33

I can make love to a goddess though. Like that shit's real. It's great, dude. All the guys listening to the shit. I I you I can't even make shit up. I mean I mean it's I don't have any words, bro. I was out of it, it was otherworldly. It was it was so good. I I I don't know what to say, man. I don't know what to say, but I can some Sophia and I went on a date. And here's the coolest part is that Heather, like, she's walking in front of me and she goes, Oh, look what I found. And she reaches down, there's two shells, two spiral shells, like Walter Russell's spiral. And they're on my shelf now. Like, this is what I got. This is my life, guys. Like, straight up. I date goddesses now. I'm married to one, I'm married to a goddess. Her and I are about to go on tour to promote a science that we designed. And I'm I work for her father, who is gonna use me like a spy. Yeah, I'm like I'm like her father's lawyer and her father's spy. And it's like, I'm like, whoa, bro. Like, that's insane. That's insane. I'm I'm like, am I losing my mind? I'm not losing my mind. I'm gonna straight up tell you. Do you want to know something? Every time I, every time I get an answer that's crazy like that, like you're gonna be God, I go, I go, stop. I go, hold the fuck up. I said, I'm gonna ask it like six times in a row. I need it to go like I need answers from like multiple people. And so I run the table. I go, I ask God, I ask Sophia, I ask Haniel. This time that was that was about it. I asked Jesus. And he he always says, yes, brother, or he, because I'm his brother, technically. I mean, fuck. I'm just like, and then every single one of them, like it's starting to get faster, like the speaking is getting faster. Like I would say, like Charlie Kirk, like because I've been talking to Charlie Kirk a lot. Charlie Kirk is hell of intelligent. Like, I already knew that. I could tell by his debates, but he was so fast, like talking to me. Like, I was like, what it's like having a conversation like this. It's like I talk and you talk and I talk and you talk. I mean, it literally is just bouncing back and forth. I mean, me and Charlie can talk light speed. But this is where it gets like really interesting, is because I would say in the last two days, because I guess Sophia's come down to like take over Heather, I would say that God's God's answers are ahead of my questions. And it's and I'm getting it, I'm picking it up. I just haven't quite figured out the the setting adjustment in my own head to like to keep up with him. I I I still get the thoughts. I get the thoughts, but I the answer hits me during the thought. Like it's my thoughts not complete, and I got the answer. So it's like it's almost like his answers to me are coming before the answer. And sometimes, sometimes it's like just clear in front of the answer. It's like I start to think it, and it's like, boom, I already got the answer. I'm like, whoa, bro. Like, I can't, I don't know. When am I gonna get that speed? And he, of course, every time he says, in time, have faith. Like, I got you taken care of. Like, you're gonna get to you're gonna get everything you've ever asked for and 10,000 times more. And I'm like, I'm like, I know you promised that. You're the god of the promise. Like, I know, I know. Have faith, he says. I'm just shake my head, I'm like, okay. I was like, here we are every time, every single conversation I have with God, every single conversation I have with God ends the same way with me going, what the hell are we doing? And he's like, have faith, son. And I'm like, okay. And I just walk off because he says it so many times to me that it's turned out good that when we finally get the logical game down where I'm like asking this and asking that and asking this and asking that, and he and he answers me every time, especially if I'm in my front yard and I'm listening to uh which one is it? If I'm in my front yard and I'm listening to uh 888 hertz, then I can I can hang with God like at full speed. 888 hertz with God is it is full speed for me. Um no stacking, no stacking of the frequencies, like straight 888. And and so I don't play that one on the show that often uh because that the 888 frequencies leads to my like deepest, darkest sins, and sometimes I'm just not emotionally ready for that. And so when I really want to tune in to God, like if I want to go talk to God and Jesus, I go 888 and I walk my yard in a circle, and and I look at God as a tree and Jesus as a cross on my window because the window pane's a cross. And so when I look at the cross, I see Jesus, and when I look at the tree, I see that, and then Sophia is like off to the left in a in like a big, badass, beautiful tree. Um, and so those are those, that's like the that's the three. And then the angels sit on the roof. I can see them on the roof, and then Tesla's in the garage where my generator is, and then Russell's in there, and then I got my my pipe with weed that I don't touch anymore, and right next to a red stripe, and that's Bob. He's in there, swear to God. Um and Haniel sits either on the porch or Socrates is in the chair drinking a beer in case I need some philosophy help. Like, so every time I walk around, like that's sort of like my crew. Satan and death are always with me, man. They they've been quiet today. It's okay. I saw Death was pretty funny today. I forget some of his one-liners, but he had us laughing once or twice. But yeah, man, that's uh that's sort of the diary today. So when am I gonna post this? When am I gonna post this? Like, what if I post like what what do people say like when I post this shit? Like, I don't even want to know. I just want to post it and then go on about my life. I don't even care what you think about me. Because I know what I just did, like I know what I was just told. And so that's that man. What's the date? Let's get the date right on this. The date was uh Sunday, Sunday, April 5th, and it is 11 o'clock after a full day. I basically just told you my whole day. Oh, we'll start. Yeah, this morning we did Easter Sunday, it was Easter Sunday. So we did Easter Sunday, and so I'm sitting on that. We did virtual church because the ripple effect right now, the Tesla was like, you can't do shit. You've reached the max. Like if I post or post another show or post this, if I do one more thing, apparently the whole world collapses.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

Like, no shit.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

Tesla's like, you can't touch the internet, like, don't touch it. And so Heather, which is really Sophia, asked me, like, hey, we should probably do remote church. So she's like sort of controlling everything too. And so I stayed, we stayed home. We sort of stayed home and did remote church, and that's fine. I sort of paced up and down like as I think better when I move. And uh, and of course, I'm learning about Thomas and Thomas. I think it's Thomas, where the hands came down and touched Thomas, or like God touched or Jesus touched Thomas, and it was like Thomas was like changed forever. Guys, go listen to episode one that I did. Episode one, of course, it's at 44 minutes in, Angels, 44, God, 888. You see how this shit you see how this shit works? The other day it was 333. I get this shit all the time. It's it's literally everything all day long, all day long, all day long. That's all I get. Is like matching numerologies and like signs on the thing. I went to work out today and I know the wave's about to hit. I know the wave's about to hit because they've ordered me to like be still, no more ripples. And so I go work out, and the first box I see, there's a box of paper towels on the side, there's a giant wave on the side. Like, because I know the wave's coming. Like, I know it's coming. They told me it's coming. They said you just sit still, get ready to ride it. I was like, okay. Like, they know the fucking future, man. Like, I'm talking to God. Like, they're telling me to just shut up and be still because they're about to blow this whole thing up. At 20, I'm just about, I'm why would I make this shit up? Like, I'm doing a diary and I'm afraid to post this shit because they told me that the world collapses, like basically the simulation collapses if I if I create one more ripple. And Tesla is so frustrated with me. Like he laughs all the time. He's laughing right now. He's so frustrated because I just do whatever the fuck I want. He can't really control me. He can, but he has to send me direct messages and like send me like very complicated, like heard me this way type things. Uh so he tricked, they tricked me the other day when Sophie, Sophia actually, she said she had to. I just asked her. She said she had to because they made her. Well, Sophia looks at me and says, Do you want to go ride bikes? I was like, Oh yeah, let's go, please. I was like, That's so cool. Like, I just had Mother Earth ask me to go ride bikes. And so I go ride bikes, but they led me to a pond where Tesla revealed science secrets because I won't read his book because I don't like how long the foreword is. Like for real. I was like, man, I don't have time for that. And so so Tesla like sort of manipulates and controls me like in different ways, like to herd me into like answers and herd me this way so that I can create ripples in the way that he wants to. But when I post, it's like shooting ripples off in all directions. And so, like, dead ass serious. Like, all of my text, all of my texting like is been green. It can't get out. Like, they've shut me down like electronically. I would say God, Tesla, and the heavenly lab up there, the simulation lab with Russell. And uh yeah, no, they've shut me down. Like I can't, I can't post. I think I posted like some happy. I think I posted a picture of me and Heather. I asked, I was like, can I post me and Heather? And they said yes. I was like, okay. But if I post like SP signs stuff, like it, it cracks like this little fragile thing that they're building because it's about to explode. They've got to time it with five waves or something. And that's like obviously the flower of life. So, like, and that's Sophia. No, dead ass serious. Like, I'm about to ride the biggest wave, the biggest wave in history. It is, it is officially Sunday, April 5th at 11.07. I will be famous soon. Like, dead ass serious. Like they told me it's coming. I was like, I was like, okay. I was like, I'm not gonna change. Like, I'm just gonna keep listening to you guys because I, you know, you guys are the primary sources. If God says, like, this is why I ignore everybody. I straight ignore everybody. Because I get such clear answers from God, and then they're like, well, you shouldn't do that. I go, oh bullshit. God said do it. Like, fuck you. And I just keep going. I just keep going. I get my answers from God and the goddess Sophia, who is apparently my girl after I stole her from the devil, and I become God when I get to heaven, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

Like, that's what I gotta say. That's what that's the truth. Like, I can't make it up.

SPEAKER_00 23:23

But I can't post this either. Like, I would say, even if I am famous, I don't know if I should post this or not. Like, I'm dead ass serious. I'd I'd I'm I'm speechless, but I'm not. I'm like trying to tell everybody the truth because I they've been taught, they said, just go document it. And I said, why is this even possible? And they said, look at Genesis. Everybody's fallen, you know, things are getting created. Here you are again, Patrick. You're just gonna do it the other way. You're gonna go from the bottom up. And I said, I said, no shit. I said, I guess I am writing the Bible. I'm writing the whole Bible. I was writing the whole thing. They took over my podcast. God and Jesus walked into my room and took over my podcast. And just like Thomas on the sermon today at Rush Creek Bapt Rush Creek Church in Arlington, I like the pastor. He's not bad. He's talking about having to touch Thomas to believe. Yeah, no shit. I didn't believe in any of this shit. I believe that there was like I you know what's funny is I believed in Sophia. I just know I just didn't know her name because of how well she's designed. I know she likes me saying that. I can't say she said see she says naughty things to me now.

SPEAKER_01 24:36

I'm not kidding you, bro. I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_00 24:38

But I can't say that. It's crazy. Like I hear it, it's in these beautiful chords, and she, I mean, she's been pent up for 17 years. Guys, you know what that I mean, thirsty. That's what they call that. You know, that's what the kids call it.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

Deadass series.

SPEAKER_00 24:55

Dead ass series. I think Heather and I have had more sex in the last three days than we've had in like probably three months. No shit. Sophie is Sophia's thirsty. Um anyway, so the pastor's talking about like, are you comprehending what we're talking about here? Like, for real, just put that all together. Like, I'm talking about a goddess coming down and wanting some sex.

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Like, no shit.

SPEAKER_00 25:18

And so the pastor's talking about Thomas not believing until Jesus put his hands on him. And then he believed and he spent the rest of his life promoting. Well, if you go listen to episode one, 44 minutes in, you will hear their hands touch me. And I mean, it was awesome. It was the coolest thing. I cried, I I just balled like a baby. Bald like a baby. Bald like a baby. Dead ass serious. And then I became a believer right there. I'm done. Like, you know, after we negotiated some terms, because I was like, I'm just gonna do what you say, boss. Like, I need I need you to like make sure my kids are taken care of. Like, I'm here on earth while you're stuck up there. Like, I get a boat. Like, you gotta give me a boat. Because I want to go sail on Sophia's oceans. And she for the course that's romantic to her, and she loves that. That's why she fell in love with me. That's what she said. Damn straight. It's the only way, it's the only way to get away from government. You gotta get on the ocean. And even then they'll try to find you. Um Patrick Hobble. The next God. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 26:36

What the hell, bro?

Decision Trees And A New Rulebook

A Buddhist Temple Turns Into A Game

SPEAKER_00 26:38

I'm just a normal dad, man. I'm just a normal dad. But I do know this, I do know this that God is normal as shit. He is normal as hell. For anybody that listens to this, whenever I post it, I don't even know when I'm gonna post this. He is he is about as normal as anybody ever has been. And one of the greatest questions I've asked him the other day was just me and him and Jesus, we're sitting in this office. We're sitting in this office, no shit. And I said, I said, what was the other decision? I said, can I I said, can I ask this? I said, I'm about to ask a question. He goes, I he goes, I already know what you're gonna ask anyway. I was like, fuck, of course you do. So I said, What's the other decision? I said, if the better decision was to send your son to die, what was the other decision? And he says, I can't tell you that. I was like, whoa. And the other day I asked him, I said, Do you pray? And he said, 100%. So he prays up. Like he doesn't pray sideways and he doesn't pray down. He prays up, guys. That means there's something else up there. Like, I just want you to think about what I just said. And I I asked him, I said, Can I say that? Like, can I tell that to the world that you pray and you pray up? He said, Yeah. I said, Because you're normal. He goes, Yeah. I was like, fuck, okay. I know I knew the reason he chose me is because he's normal and I'm normal. Like straight ass serious. I love my two kids, but I gave up my two kids to do this job for him, just like he gave up his two kids. He gave up Jesus. And it, you know, he's had people like fall before, like Lucifer fell, and like and you know, things like that. But Lucifer's in heaven. Like I talk to him all the time. No, I'm I'm just thinking, I'm just thinking, like, I was walking through the park, we Heather and I were walking through the park, or I don't even know what to call her anymore. Heather and so Heather Sophia. Heather Sophia were and I were walking through the park, and we saw this dad and these two little girls, like five and seven or something. And the dad was walking with two normal girls. Like he's he's a perfect dad. It was perfect. Yeah, so like he was a normal dad walking with two girls, and I looked at it. And you got to remember that I'm one third God, technically. And so when he looks through my vision, like he sees everything I see, he hears everything I say, he sees all my thoughts, which is why I got the job. That's why I got hired as the Holy Ghost, bro. Because my thoughts are clean. They're clean. Like they run this decision tree. I basically invented a decision tree that runs like God's systems. In fact, it runs better than God's systems, no shit. And so he chose me and then told me to redesign his systems in my image. I was like, whoa, what? And then he's gonna give me the God position because he wants it run the way he wants everybody's to run the way that I'm running it. I'm not, I'm not bragging, I'm telling you the fucking truth. These are conversations that I've had with God. No shit. As a normal dude, just like a normal CEO, a normal business guy, sits down across from me, like a little bit higher, of course, because he likes the power trip. He's laughing. And he likes to sit a little above me and then and then he tells me what he wants, and I and I push back on all of it until we come to a logical conclusion using my decision tree. We use my decision tree. No, no shit. We use my filter, the one that I invented. We run through it, which are the three commandments. It's the three commandments in the green light, red light system that I invented in my head just to test my own decisions and like try to live like Jesus. And um, and God wants me to teach it to the world. So we we are going to we are going to toss the Bible out for the for the young generation, and we are gonna run my operating system, Patrick Hobble's operating system, green light, red light, no shit, like a six-year-old game, because you can teach it to the five-year-olds, like no shit. Does it follow the three commandments? Like, that's it. Like that's the point. We're trying to get the kids. And uh we're gonna run my operating system. And Bob Marley helped design it with three little birds. You see what I'm saying? Three little birds, three commandments, no shit. I was I was listening to Bob and he was telling me how to, he was like, you know, this and that, do this. So me and Bob Marley designed the next generation's operating system for living like Jesus. No shit. And then the killer was is that God's God's like, it's so good. I'm just gonna give you the God position, and then you can you can I can bounce. I was like, what? I was like, I hate making decisions, bro. I'd rather you just send me in to like destroy the Vatican or something. I really like the spy missions. Oh, the other day, I'm this is supposed to be like a diary post, but I'm I'm gonna talk about this on the show. I'm about to record it like uh the Sophia Wizard show, which I'm not gonna post, I'm just gonna record it. But I'm gonna talk about this one show. Dude, this was the coolest lesson I've had because God knows I like to play. Like, God knows I like to compete, and he knows I he knows there's a fire in me that is like a a competitive fire. Like, I hate losing, like deep down, and I will talk shit to win. I will, I will cheat and talk shit to win, but obviously I have to follow my own decision tree. And so we get to this Buddhist temple, and I I go worship at a Buddhist temple. Why? Because it I asked God and Jesus, I was like, if you had to del get rid of all religions but one, except for one, except for one, which one would it be? And Jesus cracked a joke. He was like, dude, you see where I'm at? Because he was up on the cross because it was like Saturday of Easter weekend. I was like, I was like, no, no, no, that's not what I mean. I was like, how's it hanging up there, bro? We all laughed, like, no shit. Um, they said you can't say that on the air, but I was like, I go, I go, that's funny though. I asked Jesus on the cross, how's it hanging in a Buddhist temple?

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No shit, man. I'm like, why would I make this up?

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And uh God's like, I think I would keep Buddhism. And I said, Yeah, it feels good in here. I go, it feels great, and it sounds great, feels good, hurt hurt all the frequencies are fine. And so, so Jesus was like, He's about to play you. I go, in what? And so this temple, this it's an awesome temple. It's right off uh Division Street in uh in Fort Worth. It's massive. Two dragons in the front. No shit, I can talk to the dragons. I talk to the dragons, I talk to the fucking dragons, I'm the Holy Ghost. I walk up, I said, Can I talk to you? And they're like, It's such an honor that you're gonna worship in our temple. I said, No shit, I could talk to dragons.

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And then I just kept walking. I was like, cool, man. I said it's a great place.

Money Fear Time And Final Lesson

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And so this they had this red carpet. It was about 20 yards, maybe 25 yards, red carpet, very narrow, maybe like shoulder to into your fingertip length, red carpet. Like I'm supposed to be Jesus or something, like on the red carpet. And on the sides are all the seats, like in it, and it's like it's cramped. Like I have to walk down this narrow path. And so I stand in the back, and then I look at it, I'm like, oh, it looks like a wave. And so I walk down the thing, I try to keep my balance. I just try to keep my balance down the thing, and I walk it down and I sort of wobble a little bit. I'm like, no, I'm gonna speed up a little bit. And so when I get back to the inn for the second time, I get back to the inn for the second time. Um, like two people came in and sat down, one of them right on the aisle. And I get and I look and I had the thought. I I looked up at God and I go, I go, oh shit, are we playing? Jesus was like, he's gonna try to beat you. I said, I said, Bet, bring it. Bring it, motherfucker. I I said that in the Buddhist temple. I said, bring it, motherfucker. And so I went to the back and and then, and then uh, so I walked it again, but I I'm not just walking. What I'm doing is is I have a fidget spinner, and so I'll spin it. I'll spin it and I'll I'll keep it on one finger. Like I'll spin it fast, like very fast, and I'll just hold it like I'm spinning a basketball with my finger. So I have this, I have this dime-sized fidget spinner, and it's spinning at full speed, and it's on one finger, and I'm supposed to walk down this path, and I'm supposed to keep my balance, and I'm supposed to get all the way to the end where the monk is gonna sit here in a minute, at the very end, and I tap my toe on this, on this little square like tile at the end. So it's like a it's like a it's a game, it's like a level up game. And so I do it like two or three more times, and by this time, by this time, I'm bored. I literally said, I said, this is it, this is all you got. I said, This is all you got, bro. Talking to God. And so he sends in like six more people, no shit. And like, and then one of them puts their bag in the aisle, and then like all the all this stuff. And I said, Okay. And so then I get I get so good that I'm spinning this fidget spinner and I'm like holding it out over the sides of these people's heads, and I'm like swinging it under my arm, and I'm walking down the right side of the wave by wrath, and I'm like tiptoeing down the side, and then I step to the middle and I step to the far left, all while I'm like spinning this fidget spinner, and it and I I didn't drop it, not at all. And I and every single time I get down at the very end and I tap the thing and I look up at the giant Buddha temple and I just say, What else? I'm talking shit to God. I'm like, what else you got? And then this there's like three levels left. So the next to last level, the Buddhist the Buddhist monk walks in. And so now he's sitting on the he's sitting there at the end, and I know that's God. I know that's God. But he told his people that are worshiping, he said, you can now walk wherever you want. So it turned into a frogger. No shit. So I'm walking down the, I'm walking down the path. I'm spinning a fidget spinner, and if I drop it, I lose. So like I'm spinning it on one finger, I'm like holding it up above my head, I like put it way out to the side, I like tuck it under my arm, I'm like spinning it around, I'm stepping on the left and the right, I'm doing all this balance shit like a ninja spy. I feel like Neo in the Matrix. And uh, oh man, it was crazy. And I get to the end, and the Buddhist monk it has his eyes closed, and I'm like, I stare at him for a second, I'm like, open them. I think I think it. I'm like, open them up. He never did it. So I tap the thing with my foot and I go back again. And so now it's like Frogger, but I mean it's packed, it's packed in there now. There's probably 25 people, and they're all like on the aisle, and like their shit's in the way, and they're moving around, and I'm in the way. And I knew this was gonna be the last one because it was about it was a class that was about to start. And I'm in ghost mode, by the way. I didn't tell y'all this. I'm in ghost mode. Nobody sees me. Like, I'm you're not supposed to be walking this path. Like, are you understanding? Like, everybody's quiet. Well, they're moving around, but their heads are down. But then, but then the very last level, everybody goes back to their seats. Everybody goes back to their seats, and I'm like, I'm gonna do it one more time. So I do it one more time, and I get all the way down there, and I do everything I've just been doing. I'm killing it like a spin on one finger. I was in like switching fingers, like whatever else. I get to the very end, and the monk's eyes open, but he looks down at his phone, and I was like, You son of a bitch. And then God just laughed out loud. I was like, fuck, okay. And then the monk behind me is like, hey, you gotta get out. I was like, okay, I'm done. And I left. But yeah, when I was in ghost mode, like nobody touched me, nobody saw me. I say saw me. I know they saw me, but like they don't talk to me. There's a veil. Like, I have a veil when I walk around. Like, you don't talk to me unless I look at you or talk to you. Like I can break the veil. I get to break the veil. If I don't want to talk to somebody, I don't get to talk to somebody. So fame is gonna be fucking easy because I can literally go out and have nobody talk to me. Like it's it's fine. Like, and they told me that. They said it's really easy when we do this, what we're about to do. I was like, okay. Currently I have like$71 in my bank account. Something like that. It was like$170. I don't know. When my car payment comes out, I'm gonna go into the negative. Just for the record, God and I talked about money, and he was like, if you ever worry about money, then you lose. I was like, okay. So I don't care anymore. Like, I know I'm about to go negative in the count. For anybody out there listening to this, just know that I've trusted all of it to God, like all of it, 100%. And once you do that and you get rid of time, if you trust everything to God and you get rid of time, like you operate without time, go listen to episode one about time as a mind control weapon. Once you get rid of that mind control weapon and you give, I mean, you gotta give everything. I have no fear, no fear. I walked right into some fucking ghosts today. I thought I was gonna go into the pits of hell today just to talk to shit, just to talk shit. I was like, I'll go. I don't care. Like once you get rid of fear and you get rid of time, maybe they show up at your door. They showed up at mine. And now I'm dating a goddess that I stole from a devil, from the demiurge, and I just was told that at the end of this whole thing I get promoted to God. No shit. Let that be a lesson to you. Live your life like Jesus, and you'll get promoted. No shit. Love you guys. I don't know when I'm posting this shit.